What performer would you pay $200/ticket to see?
Tales of the Zombie War
I take it they’re an alternative act or something?
Help me train my pig.
One Dead Rat. Should I expect more?
Yes, that’s a seriously underachieving pig. Show him the thread about bacon expiring.
What can I do about this? (Older man hitting on my child!)
Oh Noes! The FBI caught ON to me!! Need Answers Fast!
Someone ruined my law
Should I check in on my ex-girlfriend?
If she owns a back hoe, definitely.
Ran over a wild animal. Do you go stop or go back?
People who don’t eat their feelings
I’m sorry about the possum. But hey, it was tasty.
For the love of your country, fill out your census form!
Don’t even try to tell us it’s not plagiarized!
Yeah, it’s probably pretty obvious if you copy somebody else’s census form.
**Apartment dwellers: Why do you pickle yourself in loud music?
Someone ruined my lawn**
I don’t really see how that will help, but OK…
** Gingerbread boy comes out of oven. Baby in oven.
Dammit. No baby. DAMMIT.**
Have you checked the oven?
I Think I Ate At Sam n Ella’s Cafe
852 Commerce Ave, Cairo, Illinois
Ran over a wild animal. Do you go stop or go back?
Things to do in Niagara Fals with 4yo
Never mind that Falls thingie, Junior, let’s go make us some roadkill!
Suggestions for a Second Date
National Oral Sex Day
Can you look at your own eyeball?
Stoned (and roach and joint)
Asked and answered.
Abuse of GPS
Anybody Pub-crawling tonight?
**Ever Smelled a Decomposing Human Body?
Axe body spray is formulated by Satan himself… **
Okay, I don’t particularly like the spray, but this might be an exaggeration.
Ever Smelled a Decomposing Human Body?
Anyone seen Liberal lately?
Dorian Gray is…
25 Pages of Offensive Words
Hunh - I thought it was longer than that.
Weirdest pregnancy symptom, and getting revenge on my brother-in-law
How do you like your breakfast eggs?
I really don’t want to know what you have in mind.
Ask the Freemason
So, you want to start a cult? Phase one!
Weirdest pregnancy symptom, and getting revenge on my brother-in-law
Please help indentify this scifi novel.
I Gave Birth To Chthulu And He’s Eating My In-Laws was a Lovecraft spin-off that was serialized in “Amazing Stories” in 1928. Sales were sluggish.
Axe body spray is formulated by Satan himself…
Gaaaaaaaaa! Liquified Poo!