Tell me about your home pregnancy test experiences.
I killed a rabbit today
**Texas Republicans campain for dead candidate
White Elephant?
**
Why, yes, I do believe that they turn white after they die.
**My family was so White Bread that…
White Elephant?
**
Ma! That elephant’s the same color as my sandwich!!
**Republicans and Applebee’s
Why Are Asians More Adventurous In Their Culinary Habits?
**
Because they’re not Republican?
** My family was so White Bread that…
Yep, it’s hopeless.
**
MPSIMS:
"The Black Dog Eggplant" and other False Friends.
Food: 2031 A.D.
OMG! Canus Aubergine is… um, what it says on the label, actually.
MPSIMS
I’m getting kicked out of my appartment
Why did the salmon cross the road?
Guess I won’t be wearing those anymore…
Such Weird Things People Leave Behind
Help me out, ladies: Did I just get hit on?
Two Cops Just Knocked on My Door…
I have now guaranteed that every man in a 50 mile radius will run at my approach…
:eek:
Brilliant! 
** Gay Republicans – how will the Party deal with them?
Push Button to Destroy Earth **
MPSIMS:
** Why did the salmon cross the road?
Food: 2031 A.D.**
Only a matter of time before these line up with The Dolphin Plan to Invade the Land – Driftnet revenge Sci-Fi spectacular! It’ll be the original Orca!)
**What’s better on a woman?
If a stylist screws up your hair…
**
**Why do women’s periods syncronize?
Eye socket depth **
Quite a day for female misinformation via Sequential Threads
**Two Cops Just Knocked on My Door…
Sequential Threads of Doom…oom…oom!
**
GD**
So, who won the freaking election already?
Smug Voters? **
Whoever they vote for - we lose (dum dum DUUUUUMMMm.)
** Among the political opposition, whose opinion do you respect?
Smug Voters? **
**‘Dear God, I hope you got my letter and…’
How do I go about “coming out”? **
**Argh. My eye.
Oh Lips, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
**
Revolt of the Body Parts.
BBQ Pit:
How in the World is Rumsfeld Still Sec’y of Defense?
Rumsfeld to Resign
Well…that answers that.
How in the World is Rumsfeld Still Sec’y of Defense?
Prostitution?
That explains a lot, actually…