**What I told my boss today…
Show Me Your Blog! **
He showed me the door instead.
**I need opinions on vinyl and wood-clad vinyl windows.
What’s better on a woman? **
This gives new meaning to the phrase, “She’s as big as a house.”
**Show Me Your Blog!
“Naked man arrested for concealed weapon”
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Cover up that Blog!
MPSIMS:
**What can my friends’ kids call me?
“Naked man arrested for concealed weapon”
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**Who were the wisest men in history?
Archimedes, Newton, or Einstein: who pulled off the biggest paradigm shift?
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**If the world was ending, what is the very first thing you’d do?
Virginia Senate recount? **
There wouldn’t really be much point in that, would there?
Sampiro, You Magnificent Bastard!
The Straight Dope Message Board needs an icon
He has my vote!
**Giant killer snails are attacking! Walk! Walk for the hills!
I have now guaranteed that every man in a 50 mile radius will run at my approach…
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Cafe Society:
**Deep fried butter
I’m looking for a good Orson Welles biography **
And in MPSIMS (showing the thread starter):
**Giant killer snails are attacking! Walk! Walk for the hills!
Eve Today 08:06 AM
The first creeping signs of senility **
Bad News, Eve
IMHO:
** If the world was ending, what is the very first thing you’d do?
Why would anyone want to live on the moon?**
**There was an otter in my yard today!!!
Stuff left infront of my house **
New Posts:
** Backside firework prank…
Fecal matter loses!!! **
**How do I find a new home for my dog?
How easily do you scare? **
Just how big is that dog, anyway?
**A question for folks who have gone through Chemo or Radiation therapy.
Do you like pranks? **
Ha ha! We lied! You didn’t have cancer after all!
** Overused plots in your (otherwise) favorite show?
Ed Bradley has Died
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Have four threads on this was overused and excessive
**Goddamn dirty hippies (Starbucks-related)
Stuff left infront of my house **
This is made funnier when you realize that hippies have become a sub-theme in the second thread.
**bad dream or ghost?
Angel or moth? **
You decide!
Kid logic
“We’re not at war. War ended a long time ago” says army recruiter
We’ve got to get older Army recruiters!
GQ:
**Why does cheap cheddar cheese lose its flavor so quickly?
Scottish vs Irish vs English Cheddar **
What, are you calling Scottish cheddar cheap?
**Why must men pretend they don’t want to sleep with women?
Help me plan a 3 day getaway with the wife!
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Don’t tell her you booked a room in a hotel.
** New Chick Tract- with Baphomet Lizard!
Yet Aother Evangelical Christian Leader Bites The … Dust
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I am an idiot.
Spectacularly non-earth-shattering news!
:o
New posts:
Vibrato?
Appropriate music for sex
Especially when I’m singin’ solo…