**I renewed my subscription to the forums today
I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it…
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**The Thing’s Dick (Fantastic Four)
Making a Novelty Clock **
What? oh, he wrote Clock. My mistake.
**What day is it?
Happy anniversary to me
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I think I’ve just been threatened in my workplace…
I’m buying a gun
Bother. I just saw that one and was going to post it. 
I’m thinking of starting an “Oil of Olay” thread, just on the off chance it might pop up next to “What’s the secret to soft chicken skin?”
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**Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
Free Ice Cream **
Dude, who are you trying to pick up?
IMHO:
Please recommend a vibrator
Things that ought to be taught in schools but aren’t
:eek:
** My new parakeet, Randall, does not love me.
I’m buying a gun
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Not long for this world, spamalamadingdong …
**Two days of fiscal hell.
Interesting facts on Awsome Credit Cards **
**I think I’ve just been threatened in my workplace…
Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
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And a triple?
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Really strange public behaviour.
Kucinich planning to file articles of impeachment on Cheney
Possible new life plan -scared to death! **
Family Feud!
I’m buying a gun
**Classic conversation stoppers
Bomb Threat!
Family Feud!
I think I’ve just been threatened in my workplace…
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**Should I Tell Her She’s Being Rude?
Dumbest reasons your relationship has ended **
What day is it?
What does everybody else know that I don’t?
and
Really strange public behaviour.
Kucinich planning to file articles of impeachment on Cheney
Oklahoma has declared that watermelon is a vegetable
**Mafia The Game III: Kinder and Gentler
The world’s squishiest death threat **
**Kitty Carlisle has died at 96
Liver!
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With some fava beans and a nice Chianti
**Please recommend a vibrator
Is it kinda creepy to go to social events alone **
Whatever floats your boat…
**I’m proud to be:_________
Getting Your Rocks Off **