**How germophobic are you?
Would you pick up a penny off the dirty floor of a public restroom?
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**Seen any great bumper stickers lately?
And they all went down to get circumcised together . . .
Classic conversation stoppers
So…my mom tried to kill me this week…
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:eek:
**Do you know what really pisses me off?
Shooting at Virginia Tech **
**Do you know what really pisses me off?
Sequential Threads Taste Like Chicken **
Yeah, me too!
When your sense of humor goes over like a lead balloon
Who do I need to kill in order to get deodorant gel?
real funny asshole 
**Planes, Trains, and Autoeroticism
I had a really great day **
Bring Your Pet Conspiracy Theories To Work Day
Should I use Access or Excel to do this?
Tell me about Orlando!
Hey Florida, Turn off the Fucking Air Conditioning!
Worst thing you ever misplaced and couldn’t find again?
Canadian towns or cities you have lived in
**Anybody ID This Hottie?
Carmen Electra
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**Gym class horror stories
Men in Kilts-Your take?
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**Erm…would anyone like to see my new bed room furniture?
If you rub the lamp…
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** If you rub the lamp…
What does everybody else know that I don’t?
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or
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What does everybody else know that I don’t?
What do people do at a wedding?
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** Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
Erm…would anyone like to see my new bed room furniture? **
**Things that ought to be taught in schools but aren’t
What to do in Las Vegas with infant
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** What do people do at a wedding?
Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
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**How germophobic aren’t you?
I’m buying a gun**
Ok, but i don’t think it will help
**If you rub the lamp…
Good God I’m glad I’m back in Wisconsin! **
Myself, I would have asked to go somewhere where it’s a tad warmer in the winter.
I’m buying a gun
Family Feud!
Before things get out of hand, have you tried family counseling?
**Where has Eve gotten to?
And they all went down to get circumcised together . . . **
:eek:
**Stupid pronunciation threads are taking over my brain!
I’m buying a gun**