Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

In New Posts…

**Please Identify the poop…
Ben Sheets, Dontrelle Willis or Tim Wakefield? **

**What is the GWB legacy among Republicans/conservatives?
Most “radical” U.S. President **

Just how conservative are they?

What’s your best find and weirdest find walking this week?

San Francisco!

At this moment in MPSIMS I see a thread by Jolly Roger followed by a thread titled “Pirates are dumb.”

Conan’s new show will be on…
History Channel? Bah

Nothing Good Can Come of This
Ask the Guy who is Running for Office

**
Everything’s Blooming! A Happy Spring MMP

Let’s talk about allergies. **

Sadly, this pretty accurately sums up Pepper Mill’s reaction to things right now.

**Attention everyone: Duck genitals.
Will this be deductable?
**
Nope, in fact get ready for a big tax BILL!

** beliefs about intact bodies at burial and the afterlife?
What would happen if your uvula were cut off? **

You’d have to wander the shores of the Styx for all eternity.
But at least you wouldn’t snore.

My neightbor almost burned my house down
Pirates are dumb.

What did you think would happen when you moved in next door to those pirates?

**What stupid shit do you have to believe to be a conservative today?
Sarah Palin proven right! Government tricks beautiful young mom; imposes 1st Death Panel Verdict **

That’ll do.
Inattentive Parents
uh, what? No, really. What just happened?

Pay attention!

**Sarah Palin proven right! Government tricks beautiful young mom; imposes 1st Death Panel Verdict
I Agree with Everything She Said, and yet, NNNYYYRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
**
How’s that nnnnnyyyrraarrrgghhy-deathy thing working out for you?

(Not technically sequential but, on first read of MPSIMS subject lines, my eyes jumped from the first to the second and missed the intervening three, making for this amusing juxtaposition):

** What’s your best find and weirdest find walking this week?
The AntiChrist
**

** Metaphorical phrases that just irk you.
Poll: Pirates vs Ninjas **

** You gave away what?

The AntiChrist **

Well, who did you give Him to? Think!

** Ask the Guy who is Running for Office

The AntiChrist **

He’ll win by 666 votes!

Lotsa mileage in that “AntiChrist” thread.

** With the wedding 2 weeks away, I’m getting cold feet.
Women, did you fantasize about your wedding as a child? **

**uh, what? No, really. What just happened? ( 1 2)

An asteroid just missed us!**
From new posts.

Do You Regret Cutting Ties With Your Family?
A talent you might have inherited . . .

Yeah, we’ve all been ignoring each other for generations now.

Maybe I shouldn’t post this here, but I got an amusing combo from two mailing lists in my inbox: the first from the rock band Marillion, the second from the math department at my university:

Marillion recommends
Maochao Xu Dissertation Defense