Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

** How to become the ultimate asshole
No, you asshole anti-abortion protestor. I do not want her to have an abortion@**

**Cowboys vs sailors
How to become the ultimate asshole **

There’s a gay sex joke in their somewhere, but I’m not touching it with a eight inch pole.

** Trailer for the film ‘The Human Centipede’
chicken pot pie CHICKEN POT PIE **

No, that’s the Chicken Pot Pie trailer.