How thieves steal from you
Island in the Bay of Bengal disappears into the sea
I just turned my back for a minute, and it was gone!
Solar-powered are fun, but tend to limit nighttime activities.
** You can bring back one extinct species - what do you choose?
Marshmallow Peeps! **
Biology 101. Stat!
In IMHO:
**How do I tactfully tell guests not to poop in my toilet?
Tell me about your compost pile**
Need opinions on a bag
Help me pick a new hairstyle
Most people don’t actually wear bags on their heads.
Or hairstyles on the bags.
Recommend me an Air Rifle
How to make friends with the neighbors?
**My dog just kicked me in the eye
Weird, gross, creepy, or unsettling moments you’ve had
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Anyone seen Liberal lately?
Bangkok scam artist, 1:20am
(Anonymous Poll) Do you report unpaid sales taxes on goods purchased online?
Would you tell the truth in this situation?
**Product not used for intended purpose - biggest marketing hit?
Where do those beads come from for Spring Break? **
Not originally intended but beads for boobs = big hit.
Weird, gross, creepy, or unsettling moments you’ve had
Moving in with Dad
No Breast Implants, Please
Did this kind of crap happen when Civil Rights, Medicare and Social Security were enacted?
Actually, I’m fairly certain that Obamacare will not require breast implants for everyone.
**Unbelievable facts that turn out to be true.
Jack Chick’s Latest Tract **
**Do people still say that it’s cheaper to eat crap than fruits and veg? not true…
How do I tactfully tell guests not to poop in my toilet?
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As long as they’re not eating it, I don’t see the problem!
Share your profession’s jargon
Unfortunate Acronyms
Paul Hester - 5 years on…
Scary Movie
My friend died*
My TV just upped and died
Need a (clean) joke that kills
Try the joke that was used on the friend and the TV.
*by Speaker for the Dead, no less
I Now Have a Taser!
Ask the woman who just potty-trained her 3rd and final kid.
“Final” because you’re going to prison?
**What can I do about this? (Older man hitting on my child!)
I Now Have a Taser! **
nods That’s one way, certaintly.
Ann Coulter, you really aren’t welcome here
One Quarter of Republicans think Obama may be the AntiChrist
If it comes down to a vote between Ann Coulter and Obama, I’m picking Ann to be the Antichrist.