Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

Weird, gross, creepy, or unsettling moments you’ve had
"I get a 1000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs…"

Ask the woman who just potty-trained her 3rd and final kid.
Dirty jokes that kill.

can you filter human breast milk before giving to the baby?
hill country and warlike people - is there connection or is it a case of cherrypicking examples?
Google leaves China - how will they stop access to it through other domains or email?

How many code_grey’s can you have in a row before all the emergency response teams are busy.

Not getting laid can really make you stop caring about life
Tell me about your family tree

Who cares?

Do humans instinctively know how to have sex?
Weird networking problem.

What is it about the Catholic priesthood that attracts so many pedophiles?
Best non-trainer sippy cups?

**Not getting laid can really make you stop caring about life

Hot dogs and miscommunication. sigh **

What’d I miss?
A very interesting MMP

Damn.

**Makeup thread! Post your tips/recommendations
Upholstery Staple Gun **

Those crow’s feet must be getting serious

**April Fool’s Pranks

on West Virginia **

“Hey, West Virginia- I hear they’re going to replace you with East Virginia, but you can take the place of Hawaii.”

What would you write as your wish for the future?
I’m not a pot head

**April Fool’s Pranks
Jello Tampering?? **

**The Sopranos Finale - What Happened?
Turkish food in Washington, D.C. **

Eugghh. I’m gonna stay with barbecue.

Bipolar types, how do you manage it?
Naked in public

Never worry about being too happy or too sad again. The only thing you’ll feel is embarrassed.

Okay, I admit it I miss…
What’d I miss?

What are the female birth control options nowadays, esp. long-term options
How Many Hetero Male Dopers Dislike Anal Sex?

** Need a (clean) joke that kills

Dirty jokes that kill. **

Do you have nightmares?
Naked in public

What’d I miss?
Dirty jokes that kill.

You really shoulda been there.

**How has running changed your body?
Tell me your experiences with Plantar Fasciitis **

This one’s for the pessimists

Family of 4 in Barcelona for 2 nights- where to stay???
Naked in public

Hope the weather is nice.