** Dirty jokes that kill.
Help, I’m murdering my fingertips (need lotion/cream recommendations) **
Stop telling the dirty jokes
Palin’s vigilantes
Christian Militias. Just what we need…
Should I tell my daughter to slap this boy?
Bipolar types, how do you manage it?
It’s tough. Sometimes I’ll slap them, then a few minutes later give 'em a big hug.
What do you look for in a neighborhood?
So you’ve found a dead body…
Pet behavior when arguing with your significant other
I Now Have a Taser!
Well, if that doesn’t get Fluffy to look up from the food bowl, nothing will.
Davy Jones’ Locker
Schools And Their Zero Tolerance Policies…
I’m sure it has contraband.
Help, I’m murdering my fingertips (need lotion/cream
Nashville Dopefest
Practicing your guitar a little too much for the Dopefest I see.
Weird and Perhaps LESS Common Dreams
So you’ve found a dead body…
So you’ve found a dead body…
Tipping…Am I a weird duck?
That is a weird tip.
What do you look for in a neighborhood?
New computer help
**Spicy food and diarrhea
I hope your baby burns her eyes out **
Jaysus, what’s she doing looking back there anyway?
** What’s a good gift for a 18 month old girl?
So you’ve found a dead body…**
The mortuary was having a sale. They promised it would provide many hours of educational playtime.
Tell us what you know about the origin of universe using only your own brain.
Kittehs in costumes (mostly)
“In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs…”
**Is it vaguely creepy if a guy only likes women who are significantly shorter than he is?
Parents: what (minimum) age would you let your babysitter be?
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I hope your baby burns her eyes out
I predict a beheading for sorcery
Quebec Gov’t Tells Veiled Muslims "Go to the back of the line"
(Wicked Witch voice) What a world!
Hannity calls tea-baggers "Tim McVeigh wanna-bees."
Now they’ve gone too far.
Question for those who have been hospitalized for mental illness
Living Inside My Brain There Is Another Brain That Is A Moron
That’s certainly one way to look at it.
The Large Hadron Collider was started this morning and the world is just fi
Okay, I admit it I miss…
Houston, we have a prob
**Question for those who have been hospitalized for mental illness
Living Inside My Brain There Is Another Brain That Is A Moron
A side effect of legal pot?
Continuation of “I am not a monster!!!” **
There’s a plot for a book.
where have all the humans gone
My brother is in the hospital
Okay, that’s one…
Help me get a hard on for hadron
Best/easiest way for a man to disguise himself
Actually, it’s easier to get through security disguised as the Hoover Dam.
Fewer blinking lights.
Game of kitteh I must share.
Where are the kitteh pics?
Continuation of “I am not a monster!!!”
The curious bitter fruits of online dating
I still say never go by the picture.
So you’ve found a dead body…
Ever had your friends play matchmaker for you?
Yes, and that’s why the corpse seems like a better bet.
A side effect of legal pot?
Which Doper lives at the Highest Elevation?