If you’ve run for office, how do you stand it?
I think I may have just broken my ankle.
Now I can neither run nor stand.
**I’m not a pot head
Living Inside My Brain There Is Another Brain That Is A Moron
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That sounds like a highdea to me. :dubious:
Ever eaten a witchetty grub?
Discontinued food
**Help Rearrange My Room
Earthquake!
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Misplaced Nerve. Huh!
I’m glad Easter is almost over because it is getting on my last nerve!
Woulda been your next-to-last if you hadn’t carelessly misplaced the other one…
Why does “head over heels” mean something extraordinary?
Women; what do you think when a guy says you’re pretty?
A Question on Personal Chemistry
Is your ex a booty call on retainer?
In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. - Alfred Lord Tennyson
**Help Rearrange My Room
I am a straight guy - and I love Chick Flicks **
Put your copies of Titanic and Moonstruck in the gun cabinet.
** I’m not a pot head
Ask the pathological liar **
Senegal unveils 50m eyesore in Dakar
Happy Dyngus Day!
"balls to the wall" and “balls out”
What is the origin of the term beyond the pale?
**Could the native Americans have stopped the settling of America??
Are Americans becoming … wussies? **
**Why is the speed of light different from all other speeds?
“balls to the wall” and “balls out”
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Both of those are slower than light speed!
Kittehs doin’ the nasty
weird dreams this week
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A tiny bit of the April Fool’s Day fun is still here
Revenue Proposal: The Swear Jar**
It has to be a joke.
This wouldn’t be half so funny if she’d chosen any other username:
Who Killed Idle Thoughts?
Schools and their Zero Tolerance Policies
**Women; what do you think when a guy says you’re pretty?
A Question on Personal Chemistry
Is this how all psychiatrists operate?
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Poll: The issue with centaurs…
Is it vaguely creepy if a guy only likes women who are significantly shorter than he is?
It’s more typical for centaurs to prefer taller women, since dating choices are terribly limited otherwise.
Would Pubic Hair…
Help Rearrange My Room ?
That would be some strong, mighty pubic hair! Arr!
The curious bitter fruits of online dating
Tell me about your family tree
Yup, my wacky family- online dating since 1631.
Even better than #136 if you include the previous post:
**weird dreams this week
Would Pubic Hair…
Help Rearrange My Room **
I forgot deodorant this morning
Why is the speed of light different from all other speeds?
I can see why other people are moving away fast, but really the “speed of light” is reserved for when you haven’t bathed for a couple weeks.
“Why is everyone a blur?”
Do Squirrels ‘Beg’?
Fashion Q: term for fluffy calf-warmers
“Please! I’ll do anything for another job!”