Daily Pick-Me-Up: What Made You Smile Today?
The Absolutely F’d-Up, Weird-Ass, Sick and Horrible Case of Colonel Russell Williams
Damn, you are twisted!
**Jobs you had that are obsolete
Technology that died in your generation
**
Because the technology that I did my job with died, my job became obsolete.
IQ difference and jokes.
I forgot deodorant this morning
Is this an IQ joke?
What do you do if you find a hair in restaurant food?
What are scams that you know to be scams, but you buy into anyway?
This isn’t one. Really!
**Basic facts you learned late in life that you didn’t really know.
Hey! Eight slices to a fucking pizza, please! **
Well, it’s Springtime in the South
Kittehs doin’ the nasty
Sunshine…azaleas blooming…cats fornicating…I wish I was in Dixie.
** So I got mugged at gunpoint this evening…
Do you fear death? **
… too soon?
** OkCupid: A Journey
The curious bitter fruits of online dating**
Easter Shots
So I got mugged at gunpoint this evening…
Struck by one of those “signs you’re getting older”
ARGGH!! Stupid foot. 
After you eyesight, hearing, and mind, you feet are the fourth thing to go.
** I predict a beheading for sorcery
Why must you be so controlling, Costco? (Lame)**
You’ve noticed that no one is casting spells in Aisle 6 anymore (it’s worse for shoplifters, who will be broken on the wheel).
Tell me about: Phoenix, Arizona!
Close the killer mines!
Uh, O.K., but I was thinking more in terms of museums and restaurants.
Ask the fellow who bought an iPad on launch day
Do you fear death?
weird dreams this week
Sleep help: My snooze button is helping me get rem sleep?
I would say so!
** Hey! Eight slices to a fucking pizza, please!
My unique way of cutting pizza **
Uhh, eight is pretty common actually …
**Mini-Dopefest near Boston April 12th at 6:30PM in Framingham
I just got stood up **
**Poll: The issue with centaurs…
Husband doesn’t do squat around the house. How should I deal with it? **
Have you considered restricting his hay and oats?
Just Chock Full of 'em!
US school cancels prom to avoid lesbian student bringing a date
Self-Referential:
** Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns
Just Chock Full of 'em!
**
Okay, I admit it I miss…
Dirty jokes that kill.
Senegal unveils 50m eyesore in Dakar
So… my girlfriend is applying for jobs out of town…
She’s been spotted in Dakar. It sounds like a 50’s horror flick.
Sound barrier doesn’t make sense to me!
I need to build a sound-deadening enclosure for my generator.
**I predict a beheading for sorcery
Lekatt, you have a brain. **
…for now.
NYC with my ten year old daughter…suggest things to do and see.
Just got robbed, now what?
Katz’s Deli, assuming you have any money left.