** When Your Parent Wants To Get A Pet
The issue with centaurs…**
Well, OK, Mom, if you want to get a centaur that’s your business. But remember that you can’t housebreak them. And I’m not cleaning up after it.
Bloody Jesus Cops Called
Religious women, leave me the fuck alone, please.
Movie suggestions for a toddler
King Kong
I’d like to add The Exorcist and 10 as well.
Clash of the Titans (for those who have seen it, spoilers)
Casting bias against busty actresses?
Titans is a good descriptor I guess. Clash of the Titans if she runs in the movie.
The issue with centaurs…
Alternatives to waterbeds?
Yeah, hooves are murder on waterbeds. Try a nice stall with an earthen floor.
**Bloody Jesus Cops Called
A neighborhood cat thinks I’m God **
What 3 kinds of fruit come into mind when I say “fruit”?
Casting bias against busty actresses?
I’m stuck on grapefruits and melons.
**Chances of acquiring STDs
Just Chock Full of 'em! **
Well, in that case, forget about that dinner and movie tonight.
(Sorry about the double posting, but…)
**Dad is moving to Florida
First legal male prostitute in Nevada quits. **
I’m sorry things didn’t work out for him, but on the plus side, those family gatherings will be a lot less akward now.
Seeking LDR advice
Chances of acquiring STDs
You really have to work at it, as it turns out…
An asteroid just missed us!
Life is Unfair
**Feel-Good Friday: It’s Not Really Spring To Me Until . . .
An asteroid just missed us! **
Ahh, nothing like almost the end of the world to make one feel alive!
Men - Would You Date Jenny McCarthy?
Hopped up on goofballs. Where’d that come from?
First thing that came to mind. Drinking heavily might work, too.
Oops, wrong thread
Life is Unfair [Update: Good News]
True tales of botched self-diagnosis
Ariel Sharon still in coma
Seeking LDR advice
“You don’t write; you don’t call.” 
Baby’s Own soap discontinued?
But…He’s Not Dead Yet
Attention all pilots
An asteroid just missed us!
Why is Thumbshots eating my posts?
Maybe rethink policy about posting pictures directly?
Purchasing a bike
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Poll: Ho do you pack when travelling (light or heavy?)
Heading to Morocco - Travel advice
A bit of good news on the pet front.
Goodbye, Wolf - Another pet lost
You’re a heartless bastard.