Women who refuse to have sex with me…
Yet another evil act of the Catholic Church
No, when they say “I don’t want to have to ask the priest for absolution” they’re being tactful. They just don’t find you attractive.
** Poll: When was the last time you had the flu?
How do you negotiate salary?**
“I feel a coughing and sneezing fit coming on, but we can keep negotiating…” “Alright, alright, I’ll pay you whatever you want! Go away!”
Should work.
** How do you view your fellow posters on the SDMB?
Do you think future generations will bring all these Frozen heads back to life? Why bother?**
Things That Are Overrated
Cloning a Neandertal
Things That Are Overrated
How important is lying?
** What’s up with “optical tractor beams?”
Where is all this snot coming from?**
"Scotty, the bridge is filling up with snot! Do something!!!
** How compassionate are you?
Need advice on Buddhism**
Screw Buddhism, it’s for losers.
Help me diagnose my weird itching…
Women: How often do you get “horny”?
**Unfortunate names of real people
Apple Heaven **
Actually, I kind of like the sound of that.
**Ask the Math & Special Education teacher **
Is Hillary looking a lot hotter/younger with glasses?
Wouldn’t a sex ed teacher be better qualified to answer that question?
** Stan Musial, 1920-2013
Pro-athletes who only played for one team in their entire career? **
St. Louis Cardinals.
**Where does right-wing paranoia come from?
Biblical Scholarship **
Asked and answered, in Great Debates.
**What’s the weirdest dream you’ve had lately?
Apple Heaven **
I spoke to Steve Jobs…
**Relationship with Sister
Is it possible to like a human in real life who you hate on the internet?
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** What do you think about “Topfreedom?”
Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?
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** Holding on to the treadmill while walking
Help me diagnose my weird itching…**
Let go of the bars and you can scratch all you want, problem solved. 
**Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?
What do you think about “Topfreedom?”
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Look up two entries.
**Posting from a dungeon
My .30-06 is even more fun now…
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I’ll bet it is…
**“There is no such thing as a stupid question.”
Hey Dopers! Where should I move?
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…except this one.