**This board just bummed me out
Seriously, don’t kill yourself **
**Inappropriate things you find funny
I love having small breasts. **
Is that your chest or did you get bitten by mosquitoes? 
3 Guys, 3 Hours to Shovel Off My Roof
The most mundane and pointless dream ever
**So… I’m really homeless now.
Seriously, don’t kill yourself **
**The perfect leisure-time activity
Is rape worse than murder?
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** What Is Too Much Dairy?
Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?**
Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…
Why does reverse thrust work?
Tragedy making faith stronger
The perfect leisure-time activity
Join the Masochism for Jesus Club!
What would be the downside of splitting up the big banks?
Death Penalty
Severe penalty for early withdrawal.
Pillow talk.
Definition of “arms” in context of Secomd Amendment
Whatever does it for you, I guess …
**Whats with the pronunciation of “heroin”?
Me winning the lottery.
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** Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…
Lance Armstrong enters the pit**
Being interviewed by Oprah isn’t much of an improvement.
**harmless things that people made people mad at you
Inappropriate things you find funny **
**Why aren’t women allowed in front-line combat?
Slippery when sloped **
Don’t want slippery, sloped women in front-line combat.
Shortest job interview ever
Why no “good knives” in the dishwasher?
I’d walk out on that question too.
Another public display of weapons for no reason whatsoever
Shortest job interview ever?
Probably
The Far Right, The Far Left, What Do They Have In Common
Neanderthal DNA/non-African ancestry
“Og think immigrants take jobs!”
“No! Ugg blame capitalism!”
** Dog People, what am I missing?
Ask the Guy who is about to get a Stem Cell Transplant**
If it works as planned, I’ll have a super sense of smell. Possible side effects include an uncontrollable urge to sniff other people’s butts in the subway.
Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay
I hate you guys…
I’m not giving up my seat.
**Did your grandparents (parents?) have weird names for things?
I got a Tdap shot **
Why, yes. Yes, they did.
** Lurkers creep me out…
My neighbor is a disgusting joke of a creature**
He just sits there in front of his computer, not posting. :eek: