** A question about the vasectomy consultation process
Do you have any cute first cousins?**
We’ll schedule your procedure ASAP, Mr. Leonardo.
** I’m a luggage nerd
I love having small breasts.
I just wanted to say I love you all :)**
The quality of new members on the Dope has gone way downhill. 
Where The Wild Things Are is really bad.
If you’re going to lie, at least TRY to make it believable
Yeah! I liked it!
What good does No Child Left Behind do?
People laugh until men fall off cliff in giant plastic ball
But what does that have to do with education?
“And this, is gravity!”
**Pillow talk.
How Many Other Dopers Have Trained Themselves to Remember Names? **
I just go with “honey” for everyone, makes it easier.
**What’s the last toy you bought for yourself?
antidepressants **
You really shouldn’t toy with that.
**Where do you think wizarding schools are located?
“Casablanca” **
But you need transit papers to graduate.
**Where do you think wizarding schools are located?
“Casablanca”**
** Backstabbing At Work
Co-worker wrote a book - it’s terrible. What to say?**
Tell the boss it stinks, and reflects badly on the company. 
** Sleep patterns and spousal relationships
Where are all these FLIES coming from?? **
Are you sure he’s just sleeping? :eek:
Cat dropped dead last night
Stop staring at me’ cat!
Hey, it’s not like he has a choice. Just…turn him to the wall or something.
Guns and the defense of liberty
evidence for god? some one said so
That giant flying head in Zardoz that spewed guns…wasn’t actually a god, you know? You do know that, right?
**Another public display of weapons for no reason whatsoever
57th Presidential Inaugural Preparations **
I think those guys are the Secret Service.
What inanimate objects do you hate?
Women who refuse to give oral sex . . .
**What’s your childhood dream?
Sleep patterns and spousal relationships **
Unfortunately, neither seems to be happening so far.
** A general question for lawyers:
Why does reverse thrust work?
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**Build a bucket list
Lee Harvey Oswald, James Earl Ray, AND…
Do you have any cute first cousins?
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** Car Q: Effects of running a car w/o oil several miles.
Dog feels no pain **
Yeah, but wait till the screeching noises start.
**If money were no object, what would you spend your life doing?
Males above the age of 21
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**The Far Right, The Far Left, What Do They Have In Common.
Gun registration
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Do you know who else liked gun registration?
**What would actually be necessary to start taxing religion in the US?
Income tax preparation offices in the 'hood **