**What single volume book, sent where and when, could change history most?
Cheap body disposal
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**What is an ctivity that you enjoy doing that you’ve stopped doing within the last year and why?
How (not) to watch cat videos on company time **
** Ways to keep the back of a pickup truck cool
Microwave cooking…**
Makes sense to me! And if you haul this big-ass RV, it’ll do wonders for your mileage.
**“Do you like gladiator movies?” Huh?
Movies you can’t not watch
**
** How did “Dry Bob” prostitution work?
“You have dialled the number of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second…”**
Eww, I think I’ll have to send out for more brain bleach.
** Cheap body disposal
What’s an M1 Carbine going for nowadays?
**
Creationism vs evolution
Things I find rude and will make me look down on you
Teach the controversy!
**Women who refuse to have sex with me…
Please do not throw yourself under a train.
**
A simple “No!” will suffice…
Twins Euthanized: Possible in the US?
Should I buy a lion?
Well, that’ll solve the disposal problem…
**What’s the last toy you bought for yourself?
A duck at Starbucks!
**
Why not a chicken?
** But…Obama Was Going To Take All The Guns!
I’m not giving up my seat.
**
You can have my seat when you pry it off my cold dead butt.
(Never mind - Beaten to the punch.)
**Ask the conspiracy theorist
Stupid Arguments you’ve witnessed (or been part of) **
**Women who refuse to have sex with me…
I’m not giving up my seat. **
I think it’s your ass he was wanting you to give up.
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Please do not throw yourself under a train. **
Actually…juuust this once they may have a point.
**
Knitting tool/accessory question
Backstabbing At Work**
Ah, you want the Ninja Deluxe model of knitting needle, black-anodized for stealth and with extra titanium reinforcement for punching though bone.
Paper’s employees get death threats (guns)
It’s a MAGAZINE not a Clip
Yeah, some people take their gun terminology way seriously.
** Kindle died. Amazon exchanged it!
Come and get it, asshole.**
Well, if you’re going to be that cranky, you can send it by FedEx. 
**Bikram yoga
Am I the first to notice this squirrel behavior? **
No, I hear it’s all the rage these days with the hip squirrels in lower Manhattan.
Women who refuse to have sex with me…
Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…
I pit the people who wreck my lunch hour serenity
It is a bit unreasonable to expect to have a bisexual threesome every lunch hour you know.
Men, a warning: when boobs go bad
Artist uses Photoshop to turn derelict buildings into objects of beauty.
Is there any thing sadder than derelict boobs?