Women who refuse to have sex with me…
I think I’m going to cry. Whining, rage, and advice inside. (Hair related)
Trust me, it doesn’t work.
**To those who’ve committed forcible rape.
Things I find rude and will make me look down on you
**
my sister finally assaulted me
Fat Hawk Down
**Today Is My 10th SDMB Anniversary
When I’m 112, I hope I can chug a cold beer! **
Only 102 years to go!
**Son, you ain’t got no pants
Joe Theismann and his goddamn aged prostate…**
**Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…
Glen Beck goes Full Galt
**
Do I even want to know what “Full Galt” means?
** Please do not throw yourself under a train.
“If it saves only one life” - time to shut down the NYC subway?
**
**Meaning of an possibly very rude comment.
When is the last time you told someone “Fuck you”? **
People laugh until men fall off cliff in giant plastic ball
A Day In The Life Of Your Favorite Olympian…
What is your claim to fame?
Sequential threads
And recursion
** How to stop being afraid when playing scary computer games and watching horror movies?
Tell me about taking a Norwegian cruise**
Yes, the boredom will settle you down real fast.
** Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…
Please do not throw yourself under a train.**
Um, are there any other options?
** Women that refuse to perform oral sex…
“Do you like gladiator movies?” Huh? **
“Knock knock!”
“Whose there?”
“Gladiator”
** What’s your childhood dream?
Obama is planning to use Executive Orders for gun control.**
Huh. I used to have screaming nightmares at age 4 about the fiscal cliff. :eek:
Why can’t we Pit mods?
Intermittent inability to log in
**Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…
Please do not throw yourself under a train. **
No! I can’t take it anymore! Buttholes or death!
Women that refuse to perform oral sex…
Should I buy a lion?
No way! Raspy tongue + fangs = really bad at oral sex.
“Big mistake, Indy! Big mistake!”
What’s your childhood dream?
Cheap body disposal
Enjoy the view.
Son, you ain’t got no pants
And I’m definitely not enjoying the view.