**About “My Recent Documents”
Dead sea rolls **
A fairly broad definition of “recent.”
You are a god, how do you pass your time?
gigi, what DOES Immaculate Conception mean?
It means Thou Shalt Not Deny Him the lovin’…
** Words that go together
Bill Collector Harrassment
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**“Swearing” isn’t a thing
When is the last time you told someone “Fuck you”?
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** Most violent cities in USA
I lost my fire arm collection**
**Is it rude to tell someone to feel better?
Things I find rude and will make me look down on you
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** What age would you stop the clock at?
My first resume**
Pretty much, yes.
** Why so many liberals here?
I’m getting progressive lenses. Any tips?**
At least get conservative frames. 
** I do find one foot of snow in less than 24 hours a tad excessive.
Anyone interested in Antarctica?**
** Another Gun Control Thread—Mental Illness
Why do you need a gun?
Is anyone up for defending the doctrine of the Trinity from the accusation of logical contradiction?**
Yes, but I want to reload first.
**Why do you need a gun?
Is Fox News really all that bad? **
Yes. Yes, they are.
When is the last time you told someone “Fuck you”?
Being stood up on a date – Why?
** The crown on my tooth broke off
People actually like the drama don’t they? **
**Call me a skeptical asshole, but…
You’re in a Camaro! Take the fucking turn already!
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**A marathon a day. All Year
couch to 5k (but now with zombies) **
Ambitious.
Anyone ever participated in a Guinness record attempt?
Twenty five years in Japan, sayonara
Actually, I think there are some Japanese people who’ll still have you beat.
Too good to resist posting here:
Cheating Wife Sends Fake Burgler to Scare Husband, Who Cuts Burgler’s Throat
**People actually like the drama don’t they? **
**Kate Middleton is pregnant
Women who won’t fellate… **
That’s what happens to’em.
** Would taking a woman to a nice hotel woo her?
Women that refuse to perform oral sex…**
…wind up at Motel 6. 
** Would taking a woman to a nice hotel woo her?
Reccomend a high quality mattress**
Better bring your own.