**What ‘Leave it to the professionals!’ advice did you ignore?
Talk me out of quitting my job on Friday. **
**Well pump died. No water.
Lets ponder what’s up with people who won’t bathe regularly.**
**People laugh until men fall off cliff in giant plastic ball
What ‘Leave it to the professionals!’ advice did you ignore? **
Should have listened to that guy at Acme…
** What term? someone who shows knowledge and skill but proves incomopetent when given authority.
Obama will be sworn in a day late! **
Cutting a day off his term won’t make much difference.
** Can sitting in public toilets really hurt you?
Question about surviving an extremely high fall into water**
Cripes, how tall are you?
**Anyone interested in Antarctica?
A special hell for people that throw chewing gum on sidewalks
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Well, it probably would stop at least a few of those cud-chewers.
**Time to Get Tough on Animal Cruelty?
My weiner dog had turned crazy **
I’d probably just kick it. Really hard.
Is the notion of transsexuality incompatible with the concept of socially defined gender?
New Guy
Or gal…
Time to Get Tough on Animal Cruelty?
I’ve got to euthanize a pet – do we go or just drop him off?
Make the right choice!
** Obama will be sworn in a day late!
Capitol One Virus?**
“But I don’t want 50% more Republicans!”
**Words that go together
Muscles and Energy
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What’s an M1 Carbine going for nowadays?
Why so many liberals here?
Three words: “target-rich environment”
**Hints at Keeping Romance Alive in Marriage?
Funeral Shit Show **
Um…I am not sure that is such good advice
** No ma’am - A Marine’s Letter to Senator Dianne Feinstein
People laugh until men fall off cliff in giant plastic ball**
Yeah, it can be dangerous to screw around with ol’ Dianne.
Lungs and Tiny Bits of Food
How would you say this in German?
Lungen und kleine bits der nahrung?
I would go with
Lungen und kleine Stückchen von Lebensmitteln
** Hints at Keeping Romance Alive in Marriage?
Advice Needed–Book On Income Tax**
“Let’s get naked and read about vanishing deductibles!” Yeah, right.
**Should I say something about this annoying behavior from a coworker?
When is the last time you told someone “Fuck you”? **
**Huh. So Amazon just turned me into a music pirate.
Talk me out of quitting my job on Friday. **
I’m not sure being a music pirate is really all that lucrative.
“Ahhrrrrrrr! Be givin’ me all of your Barry Manilow, and be quick about it, or ye’ll walk the plank!”
**The Nixon Centennial, not that anybody gives a f#¢k
It’s all how you look at things…
Your “I’m getting old” moments
Anyone want old postcards or greeting cards?
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