Sequential threads

A strange and peculiar happening related to my grandfather’s death
Trying to understand the ‘home defense’ gun argument

Ouch.

** Private Davis: One soldier’s Civil War experience
odoriferous Farting Without Limit**

“Look at those Rebels run!”

Odiferous Farting Without Limit
First Dog Barney - Is In Doggie Heaven

That must’ve been some extremely odiferous farting. Poor Barney.

**The new proposed ban on “assault weapons”
Where does right-wing paranoia come from? **

Yeah, pretty much from there.

** Women (and men) who have affairs.

Please do not throw yourself under a train.
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I’m lookin’ at you, Ms. Karenina!

** Ottawa plans to kill the penny

My .30-06 is even more fun now…
**

Yeeee-hah! Pennies!

** Are overweight women less sexually inhibited?
"Jennifer Hudson and the chorus from Sandy Hook Elementary School will sing “America the Beautiful”**

Yeah, Jennifer’s not as much fun since she lost all that weight.

I can finally contribute to this thread!

**Creepy to look up a waiter on Facebook? **

Seemed like a good idea at the time…

I don’t wanna say the football season is too long, but…
Why has John McCain turned into such a cranky old man?

Watching the Cardinals game after game will do that.

**Foods you dislike except in that one certain combination
Putting salt in beer? **

A strange and peculiar happening related to my grandfather’s death
Why the excessive use of vulgar language?

Well, no offense, but the old guy was a bit of a %&ing &+#, and frankly I hope he goes to ?#$%&*!

Who is the king of Luxemburg?
Both a king and a queen

Henri of Luxembourg is a hermaphrodite?!?

Or gay.

** Likelihood of same sex children?
Both a king and a queen**

Anything could happen, if you don’t lay off the drugs.

** Do you have any dangerous knowledge?

I’m a luggage nerd

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**What are some possible theories about what was “before” the Big Bang
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
**
Ah, a believer in the cyclical universe.

**evidence for god? some one said so.

The missing voice in the gun control debates
**

MOSES!

Thou Shalt Not Shoot…
…without Proper Training, Proper Protection, Documentation, and a Ninety day waiting period.

** Name a song that mentions a specific year in its lyrics (please read OP)
I ruined macaroni and cheese…**

…the directions said it cooked with ease
but it came out gummy and hard
I tossed it across the yard
It was a very bad year

** UK House of Commons Approves Gay Marriage
Ottawa plans to kill the penny**

Connect the dots, sheeple!

** Which ONE Crime Would You Like The True Answer To?

The golden child

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Eddie Murphy needed the money.