Hints that a woman is loose
Lunch room etiquette
“Honey, I’ve got lots better ideas for a sandwich than chicken salad on rye.”
** Chris Kyle, author of the book “American Sniper,” fatally shot on shooting range
Amazing coincidence today at grocery stores **
** Stupid Republican idea of the day
I’m not going to let old people get away with their horse shit anymore.
Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now? **
**Were the Harlem Globetrotters ever accused of being racist entertainment?
Race is non-existent
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Well I guess that answers that.
**Goodbye, Saturday delivery
My van was totalled last night. I feel sick.
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Yeah, but will you still be able to move my new couch next Saturday?
**Pregnancy and craving for odd mixtures of foods
What do dog ear infections taste of? **
Ewwwwwww!
I’ve gotta stop eating in restaurants!
People only want to talk about sports and politics!
“And the specials today are…The GOP Sucks and How About Those Buckeyes.”
**I finally have some money saved up…and I feel bad?
How Does Your Depression Manifest Itself?
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**What Myers-Briggs typs are you?
Clueless Professionals **
No one was surprised when I got that result. Except me, of course.
**Sharing my diarrhea
Neat useful tricks that you think most people are not aware of **
There’s a reason most people aren’t aware of these tricks, dammit. And we don’t want to be aware of them, either.
:: shudder ::
**I can understand how a person becomes jaded. Now I just need to avoid it.
Sharing my diarrhea
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I avoid sharing my diarrhea as well.
** The new proposed ban on “assault weapons”
Why the opposition to “smart” guns?**
“Gun-shy”, I guess.
Florida’s new Motto
Please do not throw yourself under a train.
Goodbye to an Equine friend.
Horse meat scandal in Europe.
**Are the stories of these screaming restaurant kids exaggerated and overblown?
Restaurant gives family “Well-behaved kids” discount**
** Penis pumping (yes, serious question)
Snow tires in the summer?**
Just don’t mix up the settings. :eek:
**Are we being over-run by wild pigs?
How Much of an Annoyance Were The Boers (to The British Empire) **
**My reflexes prove insufficiently cat-like
So my wife cheated on me… **
The harsh reality of Darwinian selection…
**What do you buy at the dollar store?
Insults given inconspicuously **
Yeah, the conspicuous insults are more expensive.
**Why are antibiotics so damn hard on the digestive system?
Am I being sold bad liquor? **
Bad liquor as an antibiotic?