Exhibitionism, cell phone cameras and the internet - oh my!!
How the hell do I get my mom to use the internet
:dubious:
**Things said to you that left you so dumbfounded you couldn’t respond
Insults given inconspicously **
Apparently not as inconspicuous as somebody thought.
** When is enough Bob Marley enough?
Beyonce**
OK, let’s have some more Bob Marley.
**Older with Fewer Miles or Newer with More
Remarried an ex-spouse?**
**I’m freakin out
Meanwhile in Australia…
This is what it’s like…
Pope Bendict to resign! **
** Suggestions for ways to pick a new Pope
New Pope election.
So the Pope Is Resigning
New Pope **
Anything new going on in the world of religion, today?
**Do you own any sequels but not the original movie?
There can only be one.
**
Sadly, not true. Look at all the Schumacher Batman films.
Separated by one:
** Looking at adopting another dog- but there’s an issue- please help!!!
Dog Pooping On Pathways
**
Solution: Doggie Obedience School. And/or plastic bags.
**Why do taxes have “Married filing separately”?
Taxes: married vs single
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What’s even better is the OP for both is doubled.
** There can only be one.
Suggestions for ways to pick a new Pope
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Better if reversed, but you go to war with the weapons you have.
**Things said to you that left you so dumbfounded you couldn’t respond
Moony-eyed romantic twaddle **
Yeah, mostly.
**Ask the 9-1-1 Operator…
Why does My sister hate me?
I’m freakin out **
OK, I understand that you’re upset, but I’m not sure if this qualifies as an actual emergency.
** LAPD as judge, jury, and executioner
To Hell With My Uterus**
“Sorry ma’am, your uterus is guilty of disorderly conduct, carrying a concealed ovary and resisting arrest.”
**New Pope election.
Does Christian Doctrine support Exclusionary practices? **
Well, yes, the Pope is expected to be Catholic.
** Suggestions for ways to pick a new Pope
Episode IV, A New Pope**
That’s it - Vatican Idol! Candidates are judged by a celebrity panel of Catholics on their knowledge of Church doctrine, writings on sacred matters and ability to sing and dance.
** I got some free bacon, thinking soup?! Any great recipes?
Do people really not get what a haiku is?
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If the middle line just had four more syllables i it, that would almost qualify.
** Help Me With This Song
Jim Morrison of the DOORS is alive truly having faked his death in 1971
**
That’ll never scan!
**Why is depression so prevalent in contemporary society?
Clueless Professionals **
That’s certainly part of the answer.
** Most Despised Celebrity Who Still Has A Career?
There can only be one.
**
Well, yes, I guess that “most” limits it to one.
** Is taste (of food) quantifiable?
The underuse of Dr Pepper in cocktails
What was this gross stuff in my mouth? **
A quantifiable Dr. Pepper cocktail.