Sequential threads

How are the 2010s different from the 2000s?
Are we being over-run by wild pigs?

Not since 2009.

What the heck happened to old school acrylic blankets? (aka, I’m neurotic)

I am really having a hard time with the new uniforms at work.

The new old-school acrylic uniforms?

** SEAL that Shot Bin Laden complaining about no pension.
Why is it that when I do the right thing, I have to screw myself over?**

**Fired LAPD Cop On a Murderous Rampage in SoCal
I am really having a hard time with the new uniforms at work. **

It really makes me want to KILL…

**Calling people by the name on their name tag. Do you do it?

City nicknames-- do people who live there use them?

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“So --uh – Big Apple…Uh…How do you like them apples?”

** Dog Pooping On Pathways
Move Back Home or Start a New Life?**

I’d stay the hell out of there and let someone else deal with it.

**Book: Why Does the World Exist? An Existential Detective Story

Giada (From food network) and her cleavage.

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Males calling female friends “buddy”?
Why does My sister hate me?

Shouldn’t have called her “Buddy,” I guess.

What’s one thing sold at the dollar store that you would NOT buy there?
Two-Legged Cat

Standards of male beauty: what are they?
When someone stares at you

Either that or you’re stepping on their toes, one of the two.

It’s that time of year again: What are you giving up for Lent?
Exhibitionism, cell phone cameras and the internet - oh my!!

** If you get bitten forcibly by a crocodile…
Addressing An Ex-Pope.**

…while not wearing pants. Yes, I’ve had dreams like that.

**Ask the conspiracy theorist

NASA’s Curiosity finds “hood ornament”
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**ALL MEN who are reading this… this only takes 40 seconds to read, I am pleading for help.
Is rape really about power and not sex? **

Plans for VD?
Amputee Runner Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend

Should have just gone with flowers. Cheaper, in the long run.

** Valentine’s Day! Bah! Humbug!

Plans for VD?
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**It’s that time of year again: What are you giving up for Lent?
Amputee Runner Oscar Pistorius Shoots Girlfriend **

**How often do you single people get laid?
When someone stares at you
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If I’d known that was all it took, I’d have gotten laid a lot more when I was single!

** So the Pope Is Resigning
It’s that time of year again: What are you giving up for Lent? **

Well, the Pope just set the bar really high.

**Victim of sexual assault will NOT testify. What does that do to the case?
Embalmed and Exhibited Communist Leaders
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Yeah, FUCK Lenin!