**Valentine’s Day! Bah! Humbug!
I don’t think that sign means what it says
Plans for VD? **
**Addressing An Ex-Pope.
Am I right about the incorrect usage on congratulations in this situation? **
“Hey, Joey! Congrats on getting the hell out of the Vatican!”
**What’s after death?
Most embarrassing unnoticed personal laxity
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Well, that depends on how long it’s been since your last meal.
** What’s your greatest weakness?
Clueless Professionals**
As a pathologist who is consulted daily by other physicians, I’d say this hits the nail on the head. 
It’s too tempting to just take the first half of the second thread title:
**What will America do when it’s not the only superpower?
Go on the offensive [against North Korea]
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The original reads:
**What will America do when it’s not the only superpower?
Go on the offensive [against North Korea]… agree or disagree and why?
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**Whence the explosion of self-serve fro-yo shops?
Is big bang light still travelling?
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Yup, that’s what’s driving the explosion.
Far away, but too good to pass up:
**If you measure your love in decades…
Now I just have to, ahh, “measure” it with my hand
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** Hey, guess what’s on the back porch!
Meteorite in Russia, with pics and video
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Oh, don’t let that meteorite get started with showing you pictures and videos of where it’s beem or you’ll never get it to leave!
** It’s that time of year again: What are you giving up for Lent?
Sequential threads
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Burping and Farting in front of your Man.
I Watched a star explode
**What’s after death?
Silk Tie Egg Kits **
I need to find a better religion. 
**Burping and Farting in front of your Man.
I’ve Been Happily Married, No Children.
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I might be able to suggest a reason why…
**Not sure what my problem is.
Burping and Farting in front of your Man. **
Asked and answered.
** What’s after death?
The Surprise! MMP
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or “I can see the Meteorite in Russia from my back yard!”
**What’s your greatest weakness?
Not sure what my problem is.
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** Can a dead man come?
Addressing An Ex-Pope.**
I don’t think that’s what they mean by “resurrection”. :dubious:
What did I see in the night sky?
Embalmed and Exhibited Communist Leaders
So that’s what blew up over Chelyabinsk? They gotta start using a less-flammable embalming fluid if the payloads are going to survive re-entry…
This one just popped up on the Main page from two different forums:
Obama should target…
Thomas the evil & gay footman