**Plans for VD?
Count down to annihilation T - 20 minutes **
Jeez, just because you’re not a fan, it doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.
**Alternatives to Amazon.com
Chlorine and toenail fungus. **
So, I guess *someone *had a bad customer experience recently?
Silliest Foodie Item, Idea, or Trend?
Fiddle Faddle
No love for Screaming Yellow Zonkers?
**slang synonyms for “junkie”
Addressing An Ex-Pope. **
Pontifex Cracksimus? Your Holy Dopiness?
Saving Valentina the Humpback Whale
Hey, guess what’s on the back porch!
You are not letting that thing in the living room!
** “Born This Way” : Sympathy and Science for Pedophiles
What happened to JonBenet Ramsey? **
Any comment will be a straight path to hell.
** Next papal name. Place your Bets!
bunnies-attacking-cars **
There was a Pope Bunnies-Attacking-Cars in the 14th century and things didn’t go well. My money’s on Pope Crazed Echidna.
Greys Anatomy top 10 sexiest scenes
When Penguins Attack. What else?
Well, the prairie dog mud-wrestling episode was pretty hot…
Help with my dissertation
It’s been a year…can you PLEASE speed it up?
Hey, blame yourself for not adding “needs answer fast”.
Night sweats
Is this evidence of money laundering?
Gee, doc, aren’t you even going to run some tests? 
**Your order has shipped
Embalmed and Exhibited Communist Leaders **
It’s just amazing what you can get on Amazon these days.
**How much should we control sexual expression in teenage girls?
Is the European model viable in the long term? **
Personally, I specifically favor the Swedish model, with some traditional German naturism thrown in.
** What’s after death?
Going to Japan
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**It’s that time of year again: What are you giving up for Lent?
Mice. Again! Or…not? Too weak for the BBQ Pit. **
** Having senior or blond moments
Share stories about when you were completely culturally clueless
Questions that seem easy but are not**
Huh? Whaddaya mean?
Share stories about when you were completely culturally clueless
Is Chinese the hip, new sexual orientation?
**It’s been a year…can you PLEASE speed it up?
Being answered by celebrities on Twitter **
Dude, there is actually a chance that Ellen Page just doesn’t want to tell you what her cup size is.
** Are women’s thighs usually bigger than men’s thighs?
How hard is it to create a biological weapon?**
Keep eating those Wendy’s triples, and you’ll find out.
**Share stories about when you were completely culturally clueless
Going to Japan **
Going to Japan
So the Pope Is Resigning
The Vatican has been trying valiantly to hush up the fact that God–or rather, the gods–have spoken, and the former Benedict XVI is now a follower of Shinto.