Stupid Republican idea of the day
For the lava god, you dumb bitch…
And you thought it was irritating when they just catered to the Christian fundies…
**The long and winding divorce…
Shark Tank Explodes in Shanghai Mall
Good jokes you’ve heard recently **
Your divorce would be over with by now, but they lost a whole tank full of lawyers in Shanghai.
Would you trust them if you were Rudolph?
Where’s the little girl?
Rudolph: “Where is she you bastards?!”
What’s rough on the outside, but sweet on the inside?
Sequential threads
…not always!
** Give Me An Example Of Sarcasm
Annual Swedish Goat Erection Arouse Arsonists**
No, I think that’s more like irony.
More circus peanuts:
**I Like Circus Peanuts
Is this behavior a sign of a mental illness? **
Starting to look like it
**The Racist Roots of Gun Control
Race is non-existent
If not gun control, then what? **
Melanin control.
**Angels are real and they walk among us
Angels are real and they walk among us, too
Angles are real and we walk between them **
In other news, anglers are real and… oh, never mind.
** Do you get this joke? Is it “gettable?”
Pimple in my ear!**
Wart on your butt! Tee hee!
Infertility
More Fake Facts
It’s a medical conspiracy!
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Cycle synchronization between men and women. **
I’ve heard stupider (more stupid?)
** A teenager doesn’t know how to cut up her own food
My dad has really poor social skills**
They say it runs in the family…
** Bathroom Tissue, WTF is that?
The most times you’ve done it in a day?!**
There was the ten-roll Norovirus episode, but you really don’t want to hear about that.
Critique this execution method
Cavity search at the side of the road?
What to do about neice touching my legs?
How Would You Re-Design The Human Body?
No legs?
Your “I’m a grown-up now” moments
Cavity search at the side of the road?
**Has anyone ever been obsessed with you?
How much does the Queen of England tip? **
'Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
I’m so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won’t some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
**How Do I Tell My Wife I HATE the Clothes She Buys For Me?
Having to leave home country for medical care **
So, I guess telling her didn’t go so well…
**10 min trip takes 12 hours?
Cavity search at the side of the road? **
A *very *thorough cavity search.
** How much does the Queen of England tip?
Ham, Greens and Black Eyed Peas on New Years **
Cheap Bitch
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