**New Year’s menu plans?
What do I do with the sea monkeys I have? **
Well, I can tell you what NOT to do
** How Would You Re-Design The Human Body?
Recommend a cable modem**
The embedded Internet connection is a good idea, but really, these days, I’d go for wireless. A combination of WiFi and 3/4G would provide the best coverage.
**Mundane little things you do on Jan. 1
Cavity search at the side of the road? **
Hey, I was bored, and more than a little drunk 
** Poll: Home invasion defense: hand gun, sawed-off shotgun, Uzi, etc.?
What do I do with the sea monkeys I have?**
Keep them by the front door to scare off home invaders?
Quickest route to an associate’s degree?
English Public Schools and Buggering
Not sure it’s worth it.
** Strange Question about Toilet Paper
Ink Fading on Old Documents**
“And I leave all my worldly goods to…” eww, what’s this?
** Remember those old TVs?
Thank OG they’re gone: cries 'cos they’ve gone!**
I’m not going to ask how you feel about toasters. 
**Online dating is literally the worst
I think I almost got mugged this morning **
**HALP! I have no idea what to name my new puppy
Long Island Medium
**
It’s no more ridiculous than a lot of racehorse names.
**Online dating is literally the worst
Damn! Torn retina. **
Oh, you and your “torn retina”. Was it as bad as online dating? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
**Damn! Torn retina.
Shaving can hurt! **
Especially if you shave there.
What’s the story behind your screen name?
Shaving can hurt!
It sure can, why just ask our friend INickedMyselfAgain.
**Any accomplishments in twenty-twelve?
I just had a Little Debbie Swiss Roll for the first time in my life **
Well, it’s something, I guess.
** Why isn’t Europe enough for the white race?
Race is non-existent
**
Asked and answered
**Man dies after eating 28 raw eggs for bet
How Would You Re-Design The Human Body? **
Probably not for its raw-egg-digesting ability, but there are those who might disagree with me.
** I’m Scared… IT, won’t come out. Yep, #2
Milk Production Question**
If you’re still producing milk, Bossy, that’s all that matters. 
**What are you looking forward to in '13?
Damn! Torn retina.
**
** My Friend is considering buying a Gun for Home Defense, what practical things should I tell him?
To oppose shariah or not to be oppose shariah. That is the true question….**
Wait, so if he opposes Shariah he’ll need a larger capacity magazine? :eek:
** “Do not tumble dry”… ignore?
Difficulties of a Viking funeral**
Somehow, sending Wotan out on a low dryer setting doesn’t have the proper panache.