**Sex Offenders
Aversion to cucumber and melon? **
If you know what I mean…
** What’s The Difference Between a Freedom Fighter and a Terrorist.
How important are motivations when judging the morality of an action?**
If you agree with their motivations, they’re freedom fighters and their actions are moral. Otherwise, not so much.
**So, how’s your baby?
I finally found it…by accident **
I know! But when you actually need the baby, it’s nowhere around.
What are you looking forward to in '13?
Old and the mid-life-crisis
Well, it’s pretty much going to happen whether I look forward to it or not.
Question on fasting
Free Association
Food, starving, eat, feast, holy…
small accomplishment that makes you proud
English Public Schools and Buggering
an accomplishement is an accomplishment, I guess
**What are you looking forward to in '13?
Britain’s Norovirus Explosion **
You sicko.
What are you looking forward to in '13?
Sequential threads
**An odd tattoo I saw today
Mattress on a mattress. OK?
**
Yo dawg I herd u liek mattresses so we tattooed a mattress on a mattress on your body so you can go to bed while you go to bed.
**Do you pee in the shower?
Your Pecadilloes/Idiosyncrasies
**
More like peecadilloes, amirite?
These would be better without the question mark:
**How much does the Queen of England tip?
Getaway Drivers
**
Stay-at-homes: what did you watch New Year’s Eve?
Cat Food Dip
and I thought my New Year’s Eve was dull…
**Why aren’t women allowed in front-line combat?
Shenanigans in the dark
**
** What was your divorce (or that of someone close to you) like
Can you O.D. on Metamucil? **
That bad, eh?
**Your “I’m a grown-up now” moments
Artistically done nude photos of obese women - NSFW **
And then…I was a man.
**small accomplishment that makes you proud
Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber **
**Cat Food Dip
Peanut butter and SPAM
My first decorated cake, and I think it works! **
Er, no thanks. I’ll pass.
**What things do all popular diets agree on?
Cat Food Dip **
**What things do all popular diets agree on?
Target Unreal Candy **
Not unreally.
** How would you have changed the Civil War so the South won?
Why is there an app for EVERYTHING?**
** Looking for a hotel in San Francisco
I have ~$200. What should I buy?**
For that kind of money, bub, you can’t even afford to put up hotels on Baltic and Mediterranean Avenues.