**How Do You Say “GAY” In Spanish? And Other Languages?
I can’t do business speak **
:dubious: What business are you in, exactly?
Stuff you’ve dabbed, sprayed or washed yourself with accidently.
Can a man releaes semen before ejaculation
Apparently.
Making my nails stronger?
Making Your Own Kitchen Cabinets-Easy?
If you have strong nails to hold them together.
Why don’t we establish a world government?
The Voting Rights Act
Saudi Arabia and North Korea have both been having a hell of a time getting pre-clearance from the Justice Department.
She said “No”; did she mean, “Yes”?
Guys and creepiness
Your lips say “no” and your eyes say “yes” but the judge says I am prohibited from coming within 500 feet of you.
** Mitt Romney: “It kills me” to not be in the White House
Why don’t we establish a world government? **
With Liberty and Magic Underwear for All.
Stuff you never see advertized (any more)
London brothel menu from 1912
Well, they’d be awfully old at this point.
Bad one-liners your Dad (or Mom) repeatedly subjected you to,
Community - Season 4
Repeatedly?
**“Taxidermy” help
I made teriyaki meatballs! Now I realize… **
…that I should have used fresher meat.
** The Most Maudlin Song Award goes to…
It goes to 11 **
I image somewhere somebody wrote such a song, but I’ve never heard it.
**Ugly, but large, thrift store, acrylic painting purchased for $2.
Dogs on the Titanic **
I want that painting.
I was waiting for those to line up. 
**Fun with farts and other harmless pranks
So I have this (fake) chicken foot…
Spending three tense days with my Ex Wife, my Wife and my Mom.
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They might be less tense if you stopped acting like that.
**Hitting a plateau in your weight loss, what do you do?
Getting a circumcision as an adult? **
I guess it might help you lose another 0.1 of an ounce…
** Making Your Own Kitchen Cabinets-Easy?
Massive Excavating With Atomic Bombs-Feasible Now?**
Have you checked out the how-to videos at Lowe’s?
** Mystery: What did my hamster die of?
Upset stomach and diarrhea shortly after eating. What’s coming out?
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The solution to this mystery is TMI
**London brothel menu from 1912
People sure do age differently.
The Solar System is a Vortex
Area man swallowed by sinkhole
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** Call me Maybe mashed up with Head Like a Hole
Where the well known version of a song is a cover **
You mean NiN “Head Like a Hole”, or the Mumford & Sons version?
**A private mission to Mars?
Spending three tense days with my Ex Wife, my Wife and my Mom. **
I hate to tell you this, but I think the trip takes even longer than three days.
** Ever feel like selling the farm?**
So, I’m moving to Malta next week
Apparently the answer is yes
How much is too much beer?
Getting rid of ammonia smell from a lot of cat pee
Honest, hon. It was the cat!