**Comet to pass (or hit) Mars in 2014
A private mission to Mars? **
Yeah! We’ll send a crew of deep sea oil drilling roughnecks out there to plant a nuclear bomb on the comet and blow it apart, 'cause, uh, you know…Comet!!!
Getting a circumcision as an adult?
She said “No”; did she mean, “Yes”?
No, she meant “no”. Now put down that razor blade before someone gets hurt.
**The life of a cat lady is starting to look appealing!
New feline addition to the household **
**The apparant size of the sun and moon
How useful is a seeing eye dog? **
**Who should compose Star Wars music after John Williams retires or dies?
Pop songs with kick-ass horns **
We’ll get Bill Murray to sing them.
Can a cigar be too big?
Guys and creepiness
That’s not a cigar.
Dog owners : which leg does your dog raise to pee ?
So, I’m planning on getting “tutored” - any anecdotes?
Let’s just say your days of leg-raising are numbered.
** Getting a circumcision as an adult?
Really needs some help**
Yeah, better steer clear of those DIY kits.
**Becoming a father
Did you scream bloody murder while you were in labor? **
No, for me all the screaming happened nine months earlier.
Stuff you never see advertized (any more)
Sequential threads
Eh, found out through word of mouth.
**Fun with farts and other harmless pranks
Welp! I’m single again.
**
Cause and Effect
A three-fer
**Who Are The Childfree?
Becoming a father
Man some little kids are assholes!
**
**Pretty poor headline writing
In a creative writing class tonight **
That happens a lot.
** Can a cigar be too big?
What are your dreams like?**
Man, Freudian analysis is stuck in a rut.
**A grammar pet peeve: Hanged vs. Hung
New Mexico jail fiasco **
Well, which was it?
**Fun with farts and other harmless pranks **
Update: Mr. Shoe is getting better!
It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.
** What to do, see in Atlanta?
this is for all racists**
Hey, the South has changed!
**Things people seem to really enjoy that you don’t appreciate
Cheating, porn use and the Coolidge Effect **
** I wanna create an anti-social network
Charlotte area Dopefest on Saturday, March 9 **
Will there be cookies?
this is for all racists
Now we can print parts of skulls to implant