Separated by one:
**I think my friend is pregnant, but she’s in denial. How can I be a better friend?
Poll: Do you believe mandatory abortion should be a legally enforceable contractual clause?
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Neat useful tricks that you think most people are not aware of
** Grammatical rules for quotation marks.**
Judging by the amount of posts this topic generates, grammar awareness in general seems to be low.
**Getting Used to Contact Lenses
Looking for socks
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Onvce you’re comfortable looking socks, you can work your way up to shoes.
** Universal Gun Background Checks: How would this work?
To Spank or Not To Spank…
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“I’m afraid this ID doesn’t march your driver’s licence. You’re going to have to bend over…”
** Tell me about your colonoscopy
Is the 15K mile service a rip off?**
It sure was. They skimped on the lube, and spent only two minutes in my sigmoid colon. 
I hope my neighbors get eaten by wolverines
No, that’s not hacking
It’s chewing.
What would you WANT the #1 cause of deaths for 15 to 24 year olds to be?
Taking leftover beer home from a party.
“New study shows acute alcohol poisoning leading cause of death among 15 to 24 year olds.”
** Ok, Kim Jong Un, you stupid son of a bitch
Enough already with Dennis Rodman
**
Separated by five, but worth it:
**Poll: Principal removes army men from 3rd grader’s cupcakes. Right or wrong?
I need lots of little plastic toy soldiers!
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Are you a Principal?
** Is CNN Running Out of Teens?
getting old sucks
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…especially if it means you can’t be a teen for CNN anymore.
**So I’ve decided to run for pope
That one dream you never got to do - and likely never will **
** How do you deal with living with a maniac?
Is there a Gunsmith in the house?**
Yeah, that’ll work.*
*I’m getting an odd sense of deja vu here.
Bye, Opal
Probably the best obituary I have ever read!
I wanna create an anti-social network
Share your current Facebook status
I guess you have to start somewhere.
** Which animals respond to human facial expressions?
Dog Lips
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That one dream you never got to do - and likely never will
So I’ve decided to run for pope
Sadly, you likely never will be pope.
Is there really such a thing as a “Chillicothe Sandwich”?
Why does anyone buy that premade?
Especially if it doesn’t exist
**What would your papal name be?
Jack Batty: Home Owner
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Naaahhhh – it lacks that Papal ring
** How did David Copperfield reassemble this Honus Wagner card?
How Much Power Does the Pope Have?**
As his first act, he tried to reassemble an Oliver Perez card, but you can still see the seams.
**Your stupid questions about other countries and cultures
In modern day America, we all live on the streets and eat coffee made from snow! **
But first, some stupid questions about our own culture.