**What actions of a previous Pope can a new Pope undo?
Is manipulation of the fourth dimension the answer to time travel?
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If I were Pope, I’d go back in time and undo Unum Sanctum.
**How Much Power Does the Pope Have?
Would it be possible to build a living organism? **
I think you’re confusing the Pope and God.
** When did “You’re not the boss of me!” begin?
13th March 1996, 17 years ago today. **
The least they could have done was make it a national holiday. 
**Your experience with bat houses
Vancouver Hotels
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Come on, they can’t be that bad.
**How do they know they found a Higgs-Boson?
British parking lot coughs up another one: how often does this happen?
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Just in the parking lots that are above a supercollider.
**Does anybody else think
getting old sucks
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I’m sure quite a few do.
**So I’ve decided to run for pope
Pope Francis **
Hey, that went pretty well! Are you up for starting an “ask the Pope” thread?
** The hippies are getting worse…
Help me name an airline**
High Times, obviously.
I used to fly for United Airlines
then I got fired for reading “High Times”
- Fountains of Wayne
** How do they know they found a Higgs-Boson?
How do I dispose of this?
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Black hole?
Soo…Three days and still no hearing in one ear.
Worthless machines.
That could be your problem.
Edge Of The Universe
8 Mile? 6 Mile? 9 Mile? What?
Close, the edge of the universe is actually 8.3 miles away.
So what ELSE are you making for St. Patrick’s Day
Chorizo con papas burritos
When I lived in Lancaster, there was a place called O’hara’s Cantina. I wonder if corned beef and cabbage, and chorizo con papas was ever on their St. Patrick’s Day menu.
Objective Marijuana Activists
Compare and contrast, Caribbean islands…
Jamaica, mon, all the way.
Did Benjamin Franklin Say This?
Stop staring at me!
Yeah, he always got very self-conscious if anyone was looking at him when he was out flying his kite.
**So, a long weekend in London
Officially bored with porn. A question of age or circumstances? **
I don’t know, but why don’t you go see a play or something, like a regular person?
Guys and creepiness
Poll: What type of soap should a host provide?
So I guess I should hide my stock of “lipo-fresh scrub” when guests are around.
** Relief for the worst sore throat of all time.
Best Limerick Ever**
A mean old lady from Groat
Had a horrible case of sore throat
She gargled with whiskey
Which just made her frisky
Until she started to bloat
Feel better now? :dubious:
** Middle age and becoming “invisible”
Would you consider adopting a ‘special’ animal?**
“Wow, there’s a unicorn!!! and some guy”.
Dang, that backfired.
**We had a little donkey who liked to get drunk we called him…
Tonight’s meal
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Drunken donkeys are easy to sneak up on. And they taste like horse meat!
** C Section Recovery
Please Critique My New Clown Outfit**
Try less makeup - you’re scaring the baby.
**Your stupid questions about other countries and cultures
Ye’ ever read people who add extra o’s and u’s to words?
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