Sequential threads

**They ain’t making Jesus freaks like they used to

My husband has a stalker.**

**What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?
Suicide by train **

“Boy was my face red–I wound up causing delays in the whole subway system until almost midnight!”

**How can I keep other cats from coming in the cat door?

Your revolving door behavior

**

**Converting to Catholicism as an adult - how’s it work?
Disconecting the negative terminal
**

**Something you wish you could say to someone who is dead
Please Critique My New Clown Outfit **

He didn’t say anything, so I guess he must like it.

**What’s the most powerful emotional reaction you’ve had at the movies?
Thumbs up! **

I laughed, I cried, I gave it thumbs up.

**Do Tabletop RPGs Ever Involve Sex, And If So, How Do They Handle It?
Ball-carriers no longer allowed to lower helmet outside tackle box
**
But other than that, sex in tabletop RPGs is no problem!

**I just got offered a job in Antarctica
when is it acceptable to want to have sex with a woman? **

Well, you know, if it’s a survival situation, and you have no choice but to do everything you can to conserve body heat. Or alternatively, if you’re about to ship out to some remote godforsaken frozen wasteland and won’t even see a woman for months on end, it makes sense to hit up the first reasonably attractive woman you find at the singles bar.

Nm

**Job Satisfaction On A Scale Of 1-10
A hundred vs one hundred **

Wow. I take it you really like your job.
I do find one foot of snow in less than 24 hours a tad excessive.
I just got offered a job in Antarctica

Then I don’t think you’ll like your new job very much…
The hippies are getting worse…
Many years ago…

Like 40+ years. The 60s are over, live with it.

** Guidelines for treating women right (for the single guy)
Poll: When was the last time you were physically violent?**

** Tonight’s meal
Best Composers of all Time**

Dammit, when you overcook Brahms he gets all tough and stringy. :mad:

** How best to handle this awkward and embarrassing co-worker situation?

New Beard SO ITCHY AHHHH HELP ME
**

** I have spit stones. Ya know, like kidney stones only in my face.

Men who spit are foul disgusting creatures
**

Especially if they’re spitting kidney stones.

In reverse order:

What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?
Suicide by train

Not on purpose, but I just posted to

What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?

and put it right above

I just got offered a job in Antarctica

** Public speaking tips?
What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?
Men who spit are foul disgusting creatures**

Sorry, I was aiming for the next row…

**What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?

Wisconsin Man Banned From All Libraries On Earth
**

**What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?
I got trapped in quicksand! **

Nebraska Boy Scouts Say They Need Donations Of Ammunition
Are there any “quality” child soldiers ?