**Nebraska Boy Scouts Say They Need Donations of Ammunition
Spontaneous orgasms **
And when anti-gun people called guns penis substitutes, they always thought they were being metaphorical…
** Speed of light suddenly doubles – what changes?
North Korean Military Strength
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It’d take too long to explain why…just take our word for it.
**I got trapped in quicksand!
What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?**
**Ask the Middle Aged Woman with Severe ADHD **
Seen any neat birds lately?
Yeah, the other day I saw a red… ooh, a nickel!
**So when is it acceptable to want to have sex with a woman?
Ask the Middle Aged Woman with Severe ADHD
**
“What was it you asked me, again?”
** How do our pets not suffocate under blankets?
Seen any neat birds lately?
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Look under the blanket.
** What originally brought you to the SDMB?
I got trapped in quicksand!
**
Needed answer fast!
** So I rolled my car today…
I got trapped in quicksand!**
Damn. Not your day, is it?
Why are you awake this late?
I got trapped in quicksand!
Best not go to sleep just yet, then.
**Those Special Albums (does anyone else share this concept?)
What will you title your debut album?
Albums you’d like to nuke from orbit. **
If I recorded an album, it would be nuked from orbit.
** Siobhan? Shevaughn? Chevonne?
Questions About Hiking The Darien Gap**
The Mark Sanford for Congress campaign takes another unsavory turn.
Odd Public Restroom Habits You’ve Observed
would you want a bathtub in your bedroom?
It may not be public, but it’s certainly odd.
What to do with this tenderloin!?
Beef & asparagus maki
My Diabolical Plan Worked!
premature labor
It’s amazing what you can do with a scary mask.
** What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?
Punxsutawney Phil Up for the Death Penalty**
He never should have left his burrow. 
** I have a helicopter?
Wanted to buy ME-262**
That would have been cool. But a helicopter’s a pretty good consolation prize.
**I have this kid…
Human-Chimp hybrid: Would that “bother” you? **
Well, maybe it’s not the thing you should focus on the most in your Match.com profile.
** What will you title your debut album?
Why so many non-Americans play Americans now?**
I’ll wait for the sequel, “My Struggle With Dust Bunnies”.
** Could we convict major bank and Wall Street figures?
To Spank or Not To Spank…
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**Bill Gate’s Foundation Offers $100K for Innovative Condom!
Spontaneous orgasms **
They’re really good.
Isn’t it time for another cute animal video thread?
Now that’s a croc!
“Now who’s a cute widdle man eating reptile? You are! You are!”