** Cat In A Shark Costume Chases a Duck While Riding a Roomba (???)
Creationist Science Test from 4th Grade Science Class**
a) This is an example of intelligent design
b) This represents natural selection in action
c) The outcome is pre-ordained by God
d) The encounter was prophesied in the Bible
e) Get thee behind me, Satan
Let’s talk about ASMR!
"Did you find everything you needed today?"
Eh … doesn’t do it for me.
**Time for more pathetic Facebook angst
I don’t have Facebook account, and I’m not the only one **
**Do I enrage people here beyond reason and restraint?
Time for more pathetic Facebook angst **
And now we have this:
**The Just To Tick Everyone Off MMP
Do I enrage people here beyond reason and restraint? **
**Arguments against gay marriage?
Total Extinction in 100 Years—What to Do?
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**What Do You Wear When You Sleep?
Why would any guy wear tidy whities? **
My yearly-or-so sequential headline from CNN:
**5 Questions You Should Never Ask in a Job Interview
Who Actually Earns $400,000 Per Year? **
“I do. And you’ll be earning zero dollars per year.”
**What would be your fantasy business?
Business that’s a front, but not for crime. **
** Did my cat turn on the gas stove???
Would it be incredibly stupid to plan a Caribbean vacation in October? **
I’d definitely have the cat sitter stop in more than once a day.
Our pressure tank is leaking
…Gay Marriage now legal in France
Imagine what would have happened if your pressure tank had completely ruptured!
**CMU parade controversy over naked woman, dressed as pope
Our pressure tank is leaking
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…if you know what I mean.
**Man injured trying to hunt squirrel with bullet taped to BB gun
Your IRL MacGyver Moments **
Man, Richard Dean Anderson always made it look so easy.
** Can Orgasm Be Extended?
Old Folks: Stand and be counted**
Urggh. Now sit down and put your clothes on.
I’m sure my angst enrages some Dopers. (I’m the OP in the latter thread)
Channeled the dad from Heathers when I read that.
What are your most unpopular opinions?
Licensed travel to Cuba for US Citizens
I don’t know if that’s the most unpopular.
Movies you know are bad, but still watch/enjoy
Farrah Abraham’s sex tape
** Why is N Korea Off The Radar Screen?
In Jail a Year In Lieu of a $100 Bond**
Yep, throwing the entire country in jail was a great idea. And they don’t have the hard currency to bond out. Win-win!
**Part-time worker hard to find
What kind of pigs do I work with? **
With an attitude like that, no wonder you can’t find temps.