Sequential threads

Death-Feigning Drug
Drug to fake death
Could it be true that postmen live long healthy lives?

Yes. They just make us think they die.

**the best things in life are old school
For Geezers Only **

Yes they are

All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread
Poll: Is this a cult?

That explains so much about parents.

** Mindless Perspectives Some Intuitively Mutilate Simultaneously
Men expelled from Saudi Arabia for being just too good looking
Lawyer: Trauma drove woman who cut off man’s penis**

“He was just sooo good-looking, I was traumatized into doing it!”

** Microwaving food - can we settle this
Questions about bees **

Fool - it ruins the Live Bee Casserole if you microwave it.

**Lawyer: Trauma drove woman who cut off man’s penis
Crazy assed shit on dating websites **

**Have you met someone who didn’t know a really well-known pop or historical reference? **
Should I wear my trousers rolled?

** PMS
Where can I buy a human brain?**

That’s one possible cure, but you might try sacrificing a chicken first.

** Why do conspiracy theorists preach?
Should I wear my trousers rolled?**

Nooo! That’s just what They want! Wear shorts instead. But wait, that’ll allow the chemtrails to penetrate your body more easily. What to do, what to do…:confused::eek::smack:

Cool toys you had when you were a kid
the best things in life are old school

MEPs dishonesty. Advice?
Time for more pathetic Facebook angst

Or, y’know, vote for the other guy

**I’m getting married!

Time for more pathetic Facebook angst**

** Why does oatmeal give me heartburn?
So, if I grab an electric fence, will it shock me. . .**

Yes, and you’ll forget all about your heartburn for a minute. But maybe you should just take a Zantac.

I’m getting married!
An interesting photo of a bad woman (MPSIMS)

** Things other people enjoy that you don’t
So… how does bisexuality work? **

Response to Anti Gay Marriage via Bible argument?
I was asked to participate in a 4 way last night.

“how is that a response to anti-gay marriagers?”
“it isn’t, I just wanted everyone to know!”

Response to Anti Gay Marriage via Bible argument?
Cat In A Shark Costume Chases a Duck While Riding a Roomba! (???)

This is a cat in a shark costume chasing a duck on a Roomba, your argument is invalid.

**Baked meatballs – need answer soon
I found the only person 10 degrees from Kevin Bacon! **
Wrap in Bacon, bake at 10 degrees.

**Smoking in your car
Mindless Perspectives Some Intuitively Mutilate Simultaneously
**
Lemme guess, you’re in Colorado?

**Severed Penis Question (re Erections)
Problem replacing law mower blade **