Good one. I was thinking along the lines of: “Cheapest in town, and everybody’s going there…”
Thread to Bring Joy
Sequential threads
Thread to Bring Joy
Downsizing
Only if you are an accountant or corporate raider for a venture capital firm.
Definitely not joyful for the Downsizee.
**Dumbass who sent poisoned letters to the President and Sen. Wicker
Did I do the right thing? **
Admitting it on the Dope doesn’t make you the sharpest hammer in the box.
Man jailed for watching cartoon “pixie porn”
Nothing on earth will stand between him and his penis
Even in jail.
** I have successfully clawed my way out of debt.
Nothing on earth will stand between him and his penis**
Interesting idea for a superhero. “In our next episode, Creepy Mortgage Man is arrested after exposing himself at the bank.”
How does light from Welding burn your eyes?
How did you amuse yourself while recuperating from surgery?
By learning Braille.
** A (simple ?) probability question.
Where can I buy a human brain?**
Probably not at Toys 'R" Us. But the probability of success increases dramatically if you go to Bob’s Brain Shoppe.
**An even more frank conversation
What was this toy called? **
Uh, that’s mommy’s “Special” toy. She calls it Frank.
**…Gay Marriage now legal in France
Come in here and brag about your kids !!! **
I love my French gay son!
Poll: How many “green” things do you do?
I’m so embarrassed. I think I have toenail fungus.
If your toenail fungus is green, you’ve got worse problems than what a tube of clotrimazole will take care of…
Self Evaluations
SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread
Yeah, self-evaluations are pretty damn depressing, even when they aren’t triggers for actual self-destructive thoughts. I never did understand what Management was trying to accomplish through them.
**I’d love to see a prequel to…
TV series “The Shield”
**
The Commish doesn’t count?
**Teen Promiscuity, Past and Present
Poll: Is this a cult? **
I never got to join that cult…
** Come in here and brag about your kids !!!
I work in a Military Prison. Ask me anything (Part II)**
When there’s a prison riot, are they nice to Daddy?
Movies you know are bad, but still watch/enjoy
Farrah Abraham’s sex tape
I like it for the acting!
How much fruit is too much fruit?
How does being childless (with a vasectomy) rank in environmentally sound acts?
Go ahead and have it, there are too many fruits of reproduction running around anyway.
** What does Jihad really require of faithful Muslims
Discrimination at CVS against Asians?**
Pretty pissant jihad, if you ask me.
Going to Barcelona, and preparing to be robbed…
the best things in life are old school
“I’m telling you, the robbers in Barcelona–they’re nothing like these two-bit punk stick-up artists we have over here. In Barcelona, it’s like, it’s still an art form, man. Each robbery is, like, handcrafted; I mean, they pay attention to every little detail–it’s not like they just pull some cheap Saturday night special. I mean, if they use a gun at all, it’s a fine old heirloom, some 19th century single-shot pistol that’s been handed down from generation to generation, from father to son or uncle to nephew. But usually it’s a blade, like a lovely old stiletto or a dirk or something.”