** Poll: “I hate Mondays”
Likely Suspects in Boston Marathon Bombing? **
Someone who hates Mondays?
** Game of Thrones S3 - open spoilers
God I hate Game Of Thrones
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Bud screws drinkers once again.
Why garlic?
It’s the new anti-vampire beer. Also, they’re planning to get into the breath mint business.
Immensely popular things that really are good
Explosions in Space
Actually, human inventiveness and perversity have already produced both garlic beer:
and garlic breath mints
**Who’s in the wrong here?
Argumentum ad populum.
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It would have been, if it had said “Poll: Who’s in the wrong here?”.
How do you separate your laundry loads?
We bought a car!!
Ok - most people use laundry baskets or hampers, but to each his own.
**Really mundane stuff that shits you.
They arrested Elvis for that ricin **
That shits me on so many levels
** Do People Stare At You, And Why Do They Do That?
Argumentum ad populum. **
If one person stares at you he could be a freak - but if millions of people stare at you…well, you’ve got problems buster.
What happens if someone orders 100 hamburgers at McDonalds?
Can overeating cause coughing?
Actually, at that level, coughing might be the least of your problems.
**When You’re Summoned for Jury Duty
Can you eat black powder? **
“No, *of course *I want nothing more than to fulfill my civic duty, but unfortunately I’ve come down with a case of *really *explosive diarrhea…”
**Gunshots on MIT campus
Explosions at Boston Marathon
I Feel Horrible **
Yeah, it’s been a hell of a week.
** Regular looking women who can beat up much larger men…
How did you amuse yourself while recuperating from surgery? **
Checking out the fitness routines in Cosmopolitan, I hear.
** When You’re Summoned for Jury Duty
How do you prove you are you? **
“I’m the guy who thinks everyone is GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY.” “Oh, you again. Get outta here.”
Your momma’s like a _______
All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread
That’s a momma!
**Tipping etiquette question: How should I tip when I’m receiving a substantial discount?
If there’s so much money in prisons, why were so many psychiatric institutions closed?**
**Your momma’s like a
Texas Fertilizer Plant Blast**
Maybe she should cut down on the beans and chili??
I do find one foot of snow in less than 24 hours a tad excessive.
Wikipedia, even they should have limits.
Yeah, stop snowing already, Wikipedia!
Male Contraception - a poll for the guys
Why should “In God We Trust” be on our currency?
I think you need to do a little more than just trust god.
** Atheism and Agnosticism are not Mutually Exclusive.
Atheism**
Agnosticism. So there. :mad:
**Your momma’s like a _______
Sale at Macy’s **
The womans clothes are half off!