** What is my roommate’s cat thinking?
What’s your earwax like?
**
Probably explains why it’s licking my ear.
** Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much?
I’m getting married in a couple of months**
Try waiting a couple of decades, you pervo.
**You love the song and then you listen closely and hear…
Mistakes (Sour Notes, Flubbed Lines, Expletives, etc.) on Studio Albums **
Yeah, that happens.
**Question about neutering a male cat
How long to make a recovery disc? **
Don’t you mean “recovery dick”?
**I’m getting married in one month
Ongoing depression support thread**
**Really mundane stuff that shits you
My husband was arrested for domestic violence today**
When I Was A Little Kid, I Wondered…
Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much?
Well, perhaps if you had stopped chasing them with sticks…
**Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life
How can I change my thinking?
how do i find a sugar daddy?
What does an adult do at Disneyworld?
What can a father do? **
That runs the gauntlet.
** Your overly judgmental opinions
I’m getting married in a couple of months**
It won’t last; you’re not capable of a long-term relationship. Better stick to casual pick-ups. 
**East Coast vacation with kids
Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid? **
Yes, it is. Next time, plan the trip yourself, don’t let the kids do it.
** What are your most unpopular opinions?
Absolute “Shouldn’t have more children” age?**
Yeah, I get lots of crap when I tell them the limit should be 18.
** What’s wrong with my oatmeal cookies?
Ugly American cuisine**
They’re all unsightly and lumpy. Gimme a bunch more to try and I’ll tell you what else is wrong with them.
**What’s Microsoft’s reaction to Windows 8
Argumentum ad populum. **
“Windows 8 sucks!”
Microsoft: “Does not.”
“Does too! Everybody hates it!”
Microsoft: “Argumentum ad populum. It’s a logical fallacy to say that Windows 8 sucks, just because everybody hates it.”
**Have you ever made a list of your former lovers…?
Geckos**
None better…
**Planet destroying weapons
Ugly American cuisine **
Sounds like someone went to Taco Bell…
Most effective cockroach elimination?
Tell me how to curse in Spanish!
“Al diablo con ustedes, las cucarachas!” Wow, look at 'em run.
I just bought a toddler leash
The latest in a line of stupid choices
Your toddler agrees with you.
**The latest in a line of stupid choices
Men vs women **
Yeah. Why not just do both?
**
Restarted my Betta aquarium
…Gay Marriage now legal in New Zealand.**
Holy cow! Quick, go see what happens if you buy a puppy.
**The latest in a line of stupid choices.
Layered Lingerie**
If the photo is any indication, I agree!!
** How does the Queen answer the phone?
Baseballs crush a skull? **
Well, it’s an improvement over “Dingo got your baby?”.