** Is this the expected level of follow through for OKCupid?
Is sex with her and are her blowjobs really worth the risk you are taking? - I said “yes”
**
takes out subscription
**The exclamation “ow” - is it English-only?
A question about FOOF
**
That’s chemist for “ow”.
** Is semen used for anything else?
is Sardinian maggot cheese real? **
You know, haggis is looking better and better.
Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid?
Good places to live in Portsmouth, VA?
Yes. Yes, it is.
** Has a religious leader ever renounced / recanted his own teachings?
A question about FOOF**
Recant or not, I doubt he or she would be quite so dismissive.
What would be the $$ impact of stopping welfare?
Manual sexual arousal while asleep?
I’m also unsure whether hookers would need to up their workrate to the extent that it didn’t matter if the client wasn’t awake… :dubious:
Batman and the Joker on the couch
Scenes that are too awkward to watch
Robert B. Frost’s “Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening” is about…
What does an adult do at Disneyworld?
(Though the one before these was “Revving Motorcycles”, which would have been better. But I’m not going to cheat.)
** how do i find a sugar daddy?
Should I tell my husband???**
Naw, just wait for him to be pleasantly surprised when the checks start rolling in.
** I tried to jump start my truck incorrectly. What was going on electrically speaking?
When was the last time one could fly without going through security checks?**
“Whoa, there goes Bob, too bad he hooked up the jumper cables backwards.”
**Girls, ladies, is the fine movement of your butt, when walking, learned behavior?
If you could be the most arrogant asshole in the world… **
Who wouldn’t be arrogant, attached to a butt that moves like that?
**Things that disqualify you from being an astronaut
I Have Osgood-Schlatter’s Disease!**
**Robert B. Frost’s “Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening” is about…
How to correctly recite Jabberwocky
**
“And miles to galumph before I sleep
And miles to galumph before I sleep.”
** What’s the best way to uninvite someone from lunch?
What’s your earwax like? **
Yeah, demonstrate your gooey earwax and rant about your clogged sinuses - they’ll uninvite themselves.
** 22ft Wasp Nest Found In Abandoned Home In Spain
Introducing (and possibly eulogizing) Dan the Daring Toad**
Only on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom could this turn out to have a happy ending. 
**Certain genres of music blasted at annoying volume
Why do my sinuses hurt again? **
What is my roommate’s cat thinking?
How Many Birds Have You Killed With Your Car?
“Aw, man, if I had a car I would kill SO many birds! How can you humans have cars and not just drive around all day mowin’ those little guys down?!?”
Whats the appeal of Filipina women?
High heels
I don’t know if that’s specific to Filipinas
**Your overly judgmental opinions
It’s official, bras are bad for you!
Poll: Main reason you (or someone you know) gave up their dog
Unsolved Riddle from 1873**
So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun
I pit anti-gun pediatricians
**Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life
Butt implants? **