Murder Epidemic by Four Year Olds?
I just bought a toddler leash
A wise precaution.
Eject! Eject! Eject!.. Oops.
All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread
What happens when you don’t eject soon enough…
What steps should I take before calling an electrician?
Masters accounting degree
Also useful for dealing with plumbers and auto mechanics.
Another adolescent sex query?
Batman and the Joker on the couch
Nuclear bomb [threat by North Korea]
Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid?
Men’s Rights Movement may have a big future.
Proper positioning of side mirrors
She will normally leave the side mirrors on your work truck alone.
I may have to get rid of my cat if I can’t solve this 
Tokyo Dopers: Advise requested on how to connect from Narita to Haneda?
Ah, the curse of premature ejection…
**Have you ever made a list of your former lovers…?
All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread **
It’s just good policy to have a list of dates in case you need an alibi…
** What is the opposite of fire???
It Doesn’t Rain But It Pours - Inside. In My Furnace Room. **
Dead Broke, No Job. Any Ideas?
I’m going to have to fire my friend.
I think I may know of an opening for you.
**Is semen used for anything else?
Blackberry Tethering (Internet Access) **
It’s messy, though. I’d recommend using a USB connection instead.
** I want a pet fox
I just bought a toddler leash
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**roofing companies always recommend new roofs, so…
Why do people with hearing difficulties have a hard time isolating conversations?
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It’s probably their roofs.
** What happens when two people join in a civil union?
Is semen used for anything else? **
No, not really.
**Anybody know how to turn off the widgets on an LG extravert phone?
Strippers and their genitalia
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…but you have to slip a dollar under her garter belt before either of them will tell.
** Go to first new post Whats the appeal of Filipina women?
Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life**
Oh, I’d carry them out in real life. The Filipina women, however have a different opinion…
**What happens when two people join in a civil union?
Manual sexual arousal while asleep? **
**Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much?
Murder Epidemic by Four Year Olds? **
You’d be screeching too, if your whole preschool class was being stabbed to death…
** roofing companies always recommend new roofs, so…
Junebugs **
Getting them to swarm right over the hole is the tricky part.