**Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life
My (ex) friend said he wants to fight me.
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** What is the hardest/most erosion resistant substance we can produce in sizable amounts?
Strippers and their genitalia**
Harsh.
Strippers and their genitalia
Is semen used for anything else?
A few other things, but it’s mostly used for strippers and their genitalia.
Do you love your small car? Tell me about it.
How Many Birds Have You Killed With Your Car?
It’s not big enough to kill most birds.
What to do in a language club?
say smething or keep my mouth shut?
Why take the class, if you don’t say something?
When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you…
Gyrate
The last one was a question and the usersname. I had to post this, because gyrating would be so funny.
**Scenes that are too awkward to watch
Two-Trunked Elephants in Science Fiction
Roger Ebert really hated these movies
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I don’t blame him. Two-trunked elephants ARE too damned awkward to watch.
**What is a “god”?
Non Believers; You just learned God existed. Now what?
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Better if reversed, but you take what you can get…
**Please wear your hearing aids. Please.
HAYFEVER…on one side of my head? **
No, I clearly said HEARING AIDS… oh, never mind.
April Fool’s jokes you wish were true/permanent?
The German Shepherd and the peanut butter
**One wish, guaranteed to come true - what’s your wish?
After gay folks, who’s next?
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I think I’ll have a Coke. sorry, one handbasket please
**Harassment from overseas
1/3 of Americans are absolute morons! **
Not really, but obnoxious tourists give us a bad name.
** You Have a Incurable, Progressive, Terminal Disease. It Hurts. What If…
CV transmission fluid service, only at dealership 
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I’m pretty sure Manny, Moe and Jack are offering the Cure as well. 
**Please wear your hearing aids. Please.
Why do people with hearing difficulties have a hard time isolating conversations?
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What??
**Words you couldn’t pronounce when you were a kid
Google Chrome bookmark spacing **
Though, on the other hand, I didn’t have much use for any of those back in the early eighties.
My (ex) friend said he wants to fight me.
How to deal with biting?
Wear padded clothes, and see if you can kick some of his teeth out.
** What to do when pulled over & have a concealed weapon
Belly-rubbing Mexicans**
“If you overlook my Glock, officer, Miguel here will rub your belly.” Yeah, that’ll work. :dubious:
Separated by one, but worth it:
** My dick: The answer to everything.
New Member
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**1/3 of Americans are absolute morons!
Surrounded by fools in April? kvetch about it here.
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**What’s so wrong in calling a woman good-looking?
Searching for a better descriptor
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“Striking”? “Stunning”? “Pulchritudinous”?
**modern day worship of greek gods
Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid? **
Well firstly, it’s redundant. Secondly, I think Zeus-worship among the penguins isn’t as widespread as it used to be.
Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life
Another adolescent sex query?
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discover channel