**I just bought a toddler leash
Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much? **
They don’t want to be on a leash?
Words you couldn’t pronounce when you were a kid
Words you still can’t pronounce
Urgent Homework Help!
** I need a room mate. I am 53 years old. I have never even had one that I hadn’t known. Advice?
After gay folks, who’s next?**
After that, you can room with anyone! But definitely start with the gay folks.
** What’s so wrong in calling a woman good-looking?
Searching for a better descriptor**
“In all my years in politics, I’ve never run across a more talented public official, if you know what I mean (nudge nudge wink wink).”
Eject! Eject! Eject!.. Oops.
My kitty is going to die
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread
Parents: Do you/would you give your teen permission to have sex?
It’s not like the law allows for that anyhow, so what’s it matter.
bouncy huts for grownups?
Which battles in world history can be remembered as much/more for use of a new or unique weapon?
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“Shocking” yourself
Yet another computer-related problem**
The input device should not be used in that manner.
** I hate it when…
Rick Warren’s son commits suicide.**
Yeah, that happens all the time and I hate it!
grammar question
Is this a good Latin translation?
I can “pop” my ears at will - unusual?
No.
** Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life
Poll: Do you think this person is insane?**
When he got to the part about the amphibians covered in hot fudge, then yeah, I was pretty convinced.
** Giant tarantula discovered
New Member**
So that’s why there are fewer people posting in MPSIMS…
** Favorite CLEAN joke
Men’s Rights Movement may have a big future. **
Bwaa! 
**You are military/ex-military. Why did you join?
Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) **
I’m *seriously *into guys in uniform.
**Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much?
I’m wearing hand-knit socks!
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And they’re SO PRETTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
**Are there any organisms with a square or cubic morphology (Bauplan)?
people giving animals drugs
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Sure, but just don’t give drugs to the square animals.
**The legacy of Margaret Thatcher
The origin of single rogue body hair.
Strippers and their genitalia
When was the last time one could fly without going through security checks?**
That’s why they strip. They can fly through the check points. Duh!
**Kim Jong Un & Co Found Guilty of “Crimes Against Humanity” - What Happpens?
is Sardinian maggot cheese real?
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Pssst…I got a message…the Kims are Sardinian maggot cheese.
User name change notice…
I’m Too Old For This 5h1t - a Venting MMP
**Giant tarantula discovered
HAYFEVER…on one side of my head?
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Or maybe it’s a GIANT TARANTULA!
** Margaret Thatcher has passed-away.
Who remembers DUSO the Dolphin? **
Yeah, all this fuss about Margaret Thatcher is…speciesist!
**Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life
Do you doodle? **
I mean, doodling sounds hot. But I don’t think I could bring myself to actually do it.
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Have you ever used your sock to masturbate?
Erectile dysfunction and sexual orientation **
Sometimes, I think I only like gym socks because I’m supposed to.
**What’s so wrong in calling a woman good-looking?
Robert E Lee joins the Union?
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He only did that because Jeff Davis complimented his wife!