**Tell me about visiting Helsinki, Finland
I do find one foot of snow in less than 24 hours a tad excessive. **
**When I Was A Little Kid, I Wondered…
My dick: The answer to everything. **
Asked and answered.
Happy Birthday, Viagra!
What do you think of these photos?
I am not so sure I want to look
** Mr Wizard substances that do amazing things.
My dick: The answer to everything.**
** Being offered a gun with a single round
Least Painful ‘Natural’ Way to Die.**
Yeah, but if you miss, then you’ve got to keep whacking yourself over the head with the gun, and, like, ow.
The Celebrity Death Pool 2013
What are the least successful franchises in each sport?
I pit teenage baby shooters
SenorBeef: "hey, dead kids. Everyone wins!"
**I hate it when…
My eyes are killing my back
sensetive much?
I pit cultural hypersensitivity **
** Giant tarantula discovered
So, uh…Kittens.**
A tasty snack. But remember, giant tarantulas need a balanced diet, including puppies.
**Obnoxious things to teach a 3 year old [NEED ANSWER FAST]
My dick: The answer to everything. **
A 3 year old answering every question with, “My dick” is certainly obnoxious.
**What are the 3 important qualities that you seek in your partner?
Jeep XJ Cherokee GPS/bluetooth/CD recommendations? **
**When I Was A Little Kid, I Wondered…
The universe decided I needed a puppy??? **
I hate to break this to you, but actually your parents bought it for you.
** colon, parasite cleansing, etc
A new slant on gay marriage? **
I thought they mostly picked out new curtains and stuff.
** How to deal with a nuclear North Korea?
Robert E Lee joins the Union?**
Won’t it be thrilling to see Pickett’s army charge across the DMZ?
What’s so wrong in calling a woman good-looking?
Searching for a better descriptor
Gynomorphically Aesthetically Advantaged (GAA)?
“You’re very GAA today Mary.”
I’m partial to pulchritudinous.
** Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)
Things to do in Tokyo and Kyoto
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**When I Was A Little Kid, I Wondered…
Dead Broke, No Job. Any ideas? **
How about just getting through primary school first, and then taking it from there?
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The universe decided I needed a puppy???
I want a pet fox **
Jeez, there’s just no pleasing some people.
Dead Broke, No Job. Any ideas?
Sequential threads
Yep, if you can’t find work, at least you’ll have a meaningless hobby.
** How to Removed Burned On Crud from a Nonstick Pan?
Is this a misuse of the word ironic?
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