**Can someone tell me the joke that goes with the punch line?
Used laptop recommendations: It has to fit in 9.5 inches.
**
No, I asked for a 9 1/2 inch long …
What is “constitutional money”?
White Substance In Drain Pipe
No, I think that’s the constitutional money shot.
**What are the 3 important qualities that you seek in your partner?
New Bifocals = Nausea?
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Okay, that’s two, what’s the third?
**The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality
NE Ohio DopeFest on Sat. April 13 **
Because dopers are just so damned hot, you can’t help it.
**Stoddard Wells airplane mystery solved
Scooby Doo! Where are you!
Looking for Child Development Advice
Legal or not**
**Your cute/odd/woo relationship stories
I watched a man die last night (possibly TMI) **
**Viable Combat Animals in the ancient world?
Giant Congo snake
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** Have you ever welcomed a cold call?
Questions on the rear entry position**
You’ll never get anywhere with that euphemism.
** Questions on the rear entry position
Legal or not**
It’s OK except in three States where it’s still technically classed as sodomy.
** I am an ugly WOMAN, and I hate it
Buried in Grain **
Couldn’t you just wear a veil?
** Best Dirty Jokes/Rhymes/Songs from Childhood
What’s your favorite word, and why?
What’s this S–T
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**What sort of odd momentos do you cherish from loved ones who’ve pass on?
So, uh…Kittens.
My dick: The answer to everything
**
**Legal or not
Child Molesters **
Not.
**The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality
Sequential threads**
And you thought it was genetic. :rolleyes:
Hey, here I am flipping trough MPSIMS, which I usually don’t do, feeling very brüderlichly with the Dope, and I’m cited. And made mock of! (That last bit stolen from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf.)
The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality
So, uh…Kittens.
I want a pet fox
Is this the expected level of follow through for OKCupid?
Traditionally it’s a fox stole or diamonds.
Update: Mr. Shoe is getting better!
Nanotechnology blows me away
**Can somebody explain the Story of Lot? (Gen: 19)
Getting refused at a hotel
**
I thought that was the Story of the Nativity.
Cute girl I like, what do you think yay or nay?
Ask the Structural Engineer!
I’d say she’s generally well built, although sagging a bit in the rack area.
** Giant Congo snake
Getting refused at a hotel **
“Sorry, we’re all booked up - unless you’d like to share a double with Mr. Anaconda.”