Merged with last post.
**Mother of Princeton Students Urges Female Students to Find a Husband at Princeton
“With the boys in college, we needed something else to nurture–”
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Well, as long as that’s the REAL reason you’re giving that advice, and it’s not becaujse you’re trying to set your sons up…
You psycho bitch!
I got hit by a car on my bike today!
There’s already a Thread about the Mods’ April Fool’s joke.
Inappropriate laughter
Aha!
Well, that was inappropriate.
**I just did one of the dumbest things ever
Man, I’m worse at math than I thought… **
**I just did one of the dumbest things ever
Macy’s accidently marks down $1500 diamond necklace to $47! **
and a three fer…
**I just did one of the dumbest things ever
Macy’s accidently marks down $1500 diamond necklace to $47!
Man, I’m worse at math than I thought… **
** Man, I’m worse at math than I thought…
Inappropriate laughter**
“You mean if I pay $1 for a 50-cent item, I don’t get $2 back in change?”
Tee-hee! haha (guffaw) Snerk!
** Scooby Doo! Where are you!
Ask the conspiracy theorist
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One theory is that Daphne and Velma did him in.
** Men who stare… and act ashamed about it.
Fucking eye contact
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It’s important to realize that “fucking” here is simply used as an emotional intensifier, and doesn’t have anything to do with sex.
** Notable people who lived into your lifetime
Scooby Doo! Where are you!**
Alas, Steamboat Willie was caught in a mousetrap before I was born. 
**I pit cultural hypersensitivity
Welcome To The 21st Century
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** How common is female nipple hair?
When did humans start wiping their butts? **
These questions and more answered in Cecil’s latest column, if he can stop barfing.
**Vikings in New Zealand
Getting refused at a hotel **
Let me guess - they wouldn’t quit chanting “spam, spam, spam” in the lobby?
The green label got me! (aka this just in, candy is still bad for you)
SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread
**Is this the expected level of follow through for OKCupid?
Taking advantage of the poor, elderly, or ill-informed **
Hey, that’s always been my dating strategy.
** Poll: North Korea tries–and fails–to nuke Hawaii. How do you want the US to respond?
Do you doodle?**
Yes. I doodled an enormous Hostess Twinkie dropped on Pyongyang, flattening the city and drowning Kim Jong Un in cream filling.
That’ll fix 'em.
So…THIS Time, I am Officially a Failure… 
Sequential threads
I agree. That’s about the dumbest sequential thread combo I’ve seen.
** 2013 Weight Loss & Healthy Living Support Thread
I watched a man die last night (possibly TMI)**
Well, that advice sure backfired.
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun.
Stupid Gun news of the day…
But…Obama Was Going To Take All The Guns! **
Doesn’t Obama know that guns don’t kill kids, stupid Republicans cleaning their guns kill their kids?
**Does your family have any Easter Traditions?
I do find one foot of snow in less than 24 hours a tad excessive. **
But it’s our Easter tradition!