**Good idea or bad idea
Keeping yourself from committing horrible crimes **
I’d say good idea.
** TV sucks and it’s only getting worse
Electric water kettles are surprisingly useful**
Not only that, I can sit and stare at my toaster for hours.
**Gardening Dopers - help! What to plant under a tree?
A lone hydrogen atom and an expanding universe
**
How about just some nice peonies?
** Let’s talk about when guns DID save the day.
Martin/Zimmerman: humble opinions and speculation thread**
** vermont vacation in fall
Is this legal?**
Nope. But you can buy booze at the New Hampshire state liquor stores, if you’re a resident.
**Why has 7 Up declined so much?
Chicken & waffles=huh?
**
Yep, I think Chicken & Waffle flavored 7-Up was a big mistake, too.
Inappropriate laughter
I spent a week living with a racist birther
What was inappropriate about it?
** How common is female nipple hair?
How much to feed a grown cat?**
No need, they get plenty of hairballs the old-fashioned way.
I got trapped in quicksand!
The long and winding divorce…
Yeah …
**Cat Piss Surprise
pre-poll baker’s dozen Dem candidates for 2016
**
Please, bake something else!
** Got any funny Easter/Passover stories?
My Facebook page is full of pink squares
Inappropriate laughter**
Yeah, someone’s got a really low threshold of amusement.
Can someone tell me the joke that goes with the punch line?
Sure. It begins with
A lone hydrogen atom and an expanding universe walk into a bar.
The first interstellar spacecraft
Indian (India) guy interracial relationships poll
Have you ever seen or known an Indian (India) guy in an interracial relationship before?
** Not the wisest move by this red tailed hawk
How do our pets not suffocate under blankets?
**
Hawkie! There you are! What are you doing under the covers?
Hawkie? Hawkie? HAWKIE!!!
Achin’ for the bacon - the bacon flavored condom has arrived!!!
All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread
Because sometimes even bacon fails.
** Eject! Eject! Eject!.. Oops.
Happy birthday, Viagra!
**
** What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?
“With the boys in college, we needed something else to nurture–”
**
** So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun.
Whyyyyyy**
That’s certainly an imagination-firing combo.
If God Communicated with Humans
Why do Democrats control so few states governments
I’m loath to suggest that’s not what He wants, hmm
So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Where the heck’s the new MMP??
You psycho bitch!