**Damn you, automatic flusher!
Seating for the Colorado Rockies **
Everyone stands up for the 7th inning stretch, and water pressure throughout Denver drops dramatically.
**Ok, Kim Jong Un, you stupid son of a bitch
Appropriate Daily Headlines **
Ooh, someone at The New York Times is getting a little testy with the Dear Glorious Comrade Leader.
What originally brought you to the SDMB?
I Went Outside Today!
And then, next thing I knew, here I was.
**What’s the longest you’ve ever spent on a bus?
Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months **
What can I say, they wouldn’t stop for food.
** What was your experience with MENSA?
Great pens
**
** What exactly IS the Boogie Man?
Famous theories about deep space and astronomy that have been proven to be wrong**
Whadday mean, wrong?
**Poll: Main reason you (or someone you know) gave up their dog
Found a ‘pet leasing’ business here in Portland…
**
Why buy when you can rent, amirite?
** I Went Outside Today!
Guys, trust me when I tell you, this isn’t the right way to impress a date.
**
Her: “You went outside? Big Whoop!”
**How much to feed a grown cat?
Who am I working for anyway?
**
The cat.
** How do our pets not suffocate under blankets?
Crematorium
Suicide by train**
“All these stories and more coming up next, on ‘Really Crappy Morning America’”.
**What happened to my hand lotion?
Seriously, does ANYONE like that revolting spitting thing they do in porn? **
We need a plan C. Do you have any vegetable oil?
** List your “Top Five Beautiful Actresses Over 40”
So, nobody watches Girls on HBO? (
**
** What originally brought you to the SDMB?
2-headed shark fetus **
It was having a great time posting in MPSIMS, so I decided to join too.
**What’s it like to be able to eat anything
Jurassic Park questions.
**
Lawyers, for instance. Or nerds.
Better if reversed, but you go with the sequences you have.
** I got trapped in quicksand!
Holy OMG, I preggers!**
Your life is a Lifetime Channel movie, I see. 
**I got trapped in quicksand!
Holy OMG, I preggers!
2-headed shark fetus
**
Indeed!!
**Chicken & waffles=huh?
How much to feed a grown cat?
How effective are low/no carb diets for losing fat? **
If you’re on a low/no carb diet, chicken and cat are okay, but lay off the waffles.
**Who’s the biggest jerk on Big Bang Theory?
Snoopy and the Red Baron **
That is so damn cute.
** How does a politician actually “send” a letter to the President?
Bank deposits get the “haircut” treatment in Cyprus. What happens next?
Is North Korea ready to commit “State Suicide”?**
Can we debate the use of “scare quotes”?
**How many of your relationships started by hooking up?
Sobriety Support Requested
**
So, all of them, I take it?
My Facebook page is full of pink squares
Can we get a Facebook friends thread?
Eh, the people around here are all squares as well. Maybe not as pink, though.