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Whistling at Women?
The “I’ll be damned, it actually works” helpful tip thread
Actually, no it bloody doesn’t.
**Why is there something instead of nothing?
Immigration
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**Just seen Iron Man 3 [OPEN SPOILERS]
Bleakest movie you have ever seen
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** USB-Microscope
What really killed Yassar Arafat?**
Holy Fantastic Voyage, it’s the world’s tiniest Mossad agent.
**Hannibal
Last Day: Lunch **
Hmmm, I’ve some fava beens and a nice Chainti. What would be good with that?
**On the advice of my attorney I have…
Met a very influential person who could help my kid get into a competitive Uni. What now?
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The next part is probably not posting on a message board.
** On the advice of my attorney I have…
Sequential threads
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**What really killed Yassar Arafat?
Speech recognition error **
I can see that. I mean, poor grammar kills me.
**A friend of yours is caught drink driving. Is he still your friend?
visiting Australia!
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cause they drink in Australia, amirite?
**Has anyone here ever seen someone in public and…
“My speargun accidentally went off.”
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You know…? I haven’t even read the speargun thread, but the title fits with so much! 
**Bleakest movie you have ever seen
Star Wars Holiday Special
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**Okie dokie…
You are driving down a country road
Susan G Komen cuts funding to PP **
What do you do?
Man, I hate that sort of interview question!
Air Force One crashes! What are your immediate suspictions?
Monkeys playing instruments
Really? My money was on those motherfracking snakes.
**Earth covered in dead people
Fuck You Cleveland P.D.
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** Why are humans the only animals to wear clothes?
Immigration**
Yeah, once them Mexicans started moving in, people stopped caring whether my bulldog wore pants.
You are driving down a country road
How do you feel about taxidermy?
Eh, that’s the sort of thing that’s to be expected in the more rural parts of the country.
I mean, as long as the eyes don’t follow you around the room.
And it’s not people who are stuffed and mounted up there on the wall.
"Air Force One is miles off course? That’s impossible–they’re on instruments!"
“Yes–but the intruments are being played…by monkeys!”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.”
** Why do people have interests?
Earth covered in dead people**
Oo, that’s my hobby too! If you’ve got a Madagascar Covered In Dead People trading card, I need that one to complete my set.
Phone in toilet
Going to start swimming!
I think I’d just get a new phone.